Comments | spiritsmoking: ☈001.

spiritsmoking

☈001.

Jul 13, 2009 00:30

-What? What the hell is this place? The festival is starting, I don’t have time for this bullshit, and I DO NOT HAVE GODDAMN KIDS.

Why the hell would I ever get married, let alone have kids?! The hell is wrong with this place! ...wait, Hao-sama? No, that doesn't make any sense, why would-

...my cigarettes are gone.

WHY ARE MY CIGARETTES GONE.

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discoinfernorz July 13 2009, 04:45:37 UTC

[have a Hao peering around the corner into the bedroom, smiling like it was entirely normal for his lackeys to appear out of nowhere wearing 50's clothing~]

Ah. There you are, Kanna.

spiritsmoking July 13 2009, 04:53:15 UTC

[and immediately Kanna turns, seeming entirely uncomfortable in her new clothes and lack of smoke in the air, but still fairly rage filled around the edges. it's not directed at Hao though, of course.]

Hao-sama!

discoinfernorz July 13 2009, 04:58:48 UTC

You made me wait.

[he leans up against the door frame, head cocked to the side as he studies his rabid and currently cigarette-less follower.]

Those don't suit you.

[a gesture towards the clothing, though he offers no solution as to how it might be fixed]

1/3 spiritsmoking July 13 2009, 05:05:10 UTC

-I made you wait? But I just saw you-

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redhuntinghood July 13 2009, 05:04:09 UTC

Don't you know smoking is bad for your health anyway?

*look who's talking*

spiritsmoking July 13 2009, 05:10:45 UTC

Does it seem like I care?

redhuntinghood July 13 2009, 06:40:19 UTC

You should! You could get cancer and die! We would want that, would we?

spiritsmoking July 13 2009, 06:43:46 UTC

We all gotta die sometime.

Annoying brat.

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see_time_pass July 13 2009, 05:09:41 UTC

...

I suppose this "farce" is complete then.

Do try to keep it down, woman.

spiritsmoking July 13 2009, 05:13:18 UTC

The hell are you talking about?

I'm not going to 'keep it down' until I find out who stole my goddamn cigarettes!

see_time_pass July 13 2009, 05:20:01 UTC

This town. Along with any abilities, possessions, and defining features you may have.

Apparently you are also my "wife" for the purposes of this world. Now that you understand, I repeat, do try to keep it down, woman.

spiritsmoking July 13 2009, 05:28:25 UTC

-We are NOT MARRIED.

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1/2 odetosymmetry July 13 2009, 09:47:57 UTC

[Enter; other son]

Please excuse me, but you are being incredibly loud.

2/2 odetosymmetry July 13 2009, 09:49:24 UTC

How can I perfectly align the soap products in the bathroom with this much noise??

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 02:07:09 UTC

Invest in ear plugs.

kol_shevik July 13 2009, 11:45:26 UTC

[May or may not be totally trespassing in your new back lawn.]

Ну! They take loud child and replace him with loud woman.

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 02:08:26 UTC

What?

kol_shevik July 14 2009, 02:21:46 UTC

All of Soviet Mayfield can hear you, little comrade.

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 02:26:57 UTC

Soviet Mayfield.

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