Non-pejorative Irish jokeandrewwyldJanuary 9 2003, 03:30:44 UTC
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site, but the foreman is sceptical. "This site is full of Irishmen", he says", "and they're useless. They drop bricks from the top of the scaffold, they mix up which wire is which and end up earthing light-bulbs and leaving the switches live, and yesterday one of them plumbed the gas into the water tank and we had flammable bubbles coming through it for an hour until we could find the handle to turn it off. And then we found that someone had painted over the handle, and another of the buggers wanted to remove the paint with his blowtorch."
The Irishman says, "You shouldn't start your sentences with and.&nsbp; Do you know what I am going to tell you, I know my stuff, by God and that's a fact. O you talk fine with your Irishmen are all idiots, but you haven't given me a fair trial, man! Let's have the facts of it, now
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The Irishman says, "You shouldn't start your sentences with and.&nsbp; Do you know what I am going to tell you, I know my stuff, by God and that's a fact. O you talk fine with your Irishmen are all idiots, but you haven't given me a fair trial, man! Let's have the facts of it, now ( ... )
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A bloody baby.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a week later.
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you get when you stab a baby in the head with a screwdriver?
An erection.
Ta-da!
Yes, I have an executive suite already reserved for me in hell.
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Boobee's!
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Sir.
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