this journal is for pre-approved people only.

[spiritual_guru]

right, because this journal thing worked so fucking well the last time

Comments

[g_gershon]

I wanna be pre-approved, baby.

[spiritual_guru]

you were on my platinum members list, baby. you get an automatic entry for being suave, sophisticated and sexy.

[g_gershon]

*beams* So glad you're back, Trenty. You've been a busy little beaver lately, huh? Kickin' Hugh's ass when I'm not around to do it, I hope?

[spiritual_guru]

trenty? whoa, baby, you need to come up with a better nickname for me. i've always preferred god, actually. ;)

man, kickin' hugh's ass is a 24-hour gig and i'm always on it. i'd like a vacation now and then.

[gifted_idiot]

I keep telling you that you need to start giving time outs on that board, Trent ;)

[spiritual_guru]

dude, these are headstones fans. if our esteemed leader keeps throwing temper tantrums all the time, it only follows that our fans do the same. ;)

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[gifted_idiot]

At least Hugh throws productive tantrums. The no-whining policy in the band should extend to the message board ;)

[spiritual_guru]

*pleading look* wanna beat 'em up for me? pretty please? you can be my hero. ;)

[hdillon]

Aw... is poor snookums a widdle stwessed? Boo hoo!

[jacobyshaddix_]

I told you he'd come back.

Welcome back, dude :)

[spiritual_guru]

jacoby! :)

it's good to be back, man. i'm like an std; you can't get rid of me that easily. ;)

[spiritual_guru]

ah, fuck off already. i'm too busy trying to fix the message board to think of a good response to your taunting.

[billy_tallent]

'Bout time you got your ass on here, Carr. It's so fucking good to see you again.

[spiritual_guru]

hah! and hugh said you didn't like me much. ;)

good to be back, man. let's hope that this time, i stay on here. if i get shut down again, i'm giving up on technology, period.

[robtakac]

How does one get pre-approved?

[spiritual_guru]

usually, it involves lots of ass-kissing and copious bribes, but i like you, so you're already in.