I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE MY FIC IS GOING POORLY

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[pleasurecraft]

I love the fact that he just lobs the grenade without even bothering to look at who he's hitting. HILLBILLY IS TOO BADASS FOR THIS SHIT. ♥ I love him.

YOUR GIF = I'm still loling IRL at Hillbilly's crazy face. I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. It's so ~enchanting. : D

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SERIOUSLY when I re-watched the ep and noticed him throwing that grenade I was like, what? what was that? HOW SO AMAZING?? Natural born badass.

enchanting = horrifying y/y??

♥

[la_petite_singe]

CANNOT UNSEE EVER OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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YOU LOVE IT

[la_petite_singe]

I LOVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ROAD TO EL DORADO. LIKE, EVERYTHING. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT SCARED OKAY

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LOLOL MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

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KJHFLKJAHLFKJHAF OH MY GOD. If you write serenading!fic I WILL LITERALLY DIE FROM JOY OKAY fkjhfkjlh

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[augustbird]

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OMFG THIS WAS BOTHERING ME SO MUCH THAT I AM LEAVING YOU A COMMENT HERE JUST TO COMMEMORATE HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.

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YOU'RE SUCH A STALKER BB ILU

*BASKS IN YOUR PRAISE*

/JIZZ

[teaspoonery]

HEADBUTTING IN, BE FRIENDZ?

ALSO LOL BUT DAMN I WANT THAT LINE IN FIC. AND SO MUCH FIC WITH HILLBILLY AND HIS LUTE OLD BATTERED GUITAR WITH STRINGS THAT HAVE BEEN TIED BACK TOGETHER SO ITS QUIET AND SLIGHTLY OFF TUNE AND SO IS HIS SINGING BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE ITS CALMING AND THEN HES ALONE IN THE TENT AND ACK ACK ENTERS AND HE GENTLY PRIES THE GUITAR AWAY FROM HILLBILLY, THEN KNEELS IN FRONT OF HIM AND CUPS HIS FACE AND KISSES HIM QUIETLY AND HILLBILLY SWOONS AND HAS TO PICK UP THE GUITAR AGAIN AND SING HALDANE A QUIET AND HONEST AND GENUINE AND LYRICAL AND POETIC AND FILTHY LOVESONG THAT GOES LIKE:

"Oh my love, my soldiering life
How I wouldn't have thought I'd die
Not on the battlefield but inside
By you stealing my heart, leaving clean
Empty space in my chest and your lean
Body pressed against mine until we
Find ourselves kissing and you and me
Will be together into eternity"

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SO ITS QUIET AND SLIGHTLY OFF TUNE AND SO IS HIS SINGING BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE ITS CALMING AND THEN HES ALONE IN THE TENT AND ACK ACK ENTERS AND HE GENTLY PRIES THE GUITAR AWAY FROM HILLBILLY, THEN KNEELS IN FRONT OF HIM AND CUPS HIS FACE AND KISSES HIM QUIETLY

THIS IS THE SWEETEST, MOST HEART BREAKING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.

BUT OH MY GOD HILLBILLY, THAT SONG IS SO SAPPY (IS THAT A REAL SONG!?!??!?!) LKJFAHSFKJHFLKjh THEIR LOVE IS ADORABLE BEYOND REASON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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DGH THATS WHAT ONE GETS FROM STARTING OUT THEIR SLASHWRITINGCAREER IN BANDOM. YUP.

AND LOOOL ITS NOT A REAL SONG I JUST MADE IT UP LOL I SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE IT HILLBILLY'S SONG THOUGH LOLOLOL. DAMNIT ILL CALL IT HILLBILLYS SONG AND THE CHORUS IS AGONNA BE:

We'll guide and hoard the men
They will be leaded by us the best we can
And when, once alone, we just are
The love between us shall undoubtedly flare
Up to unimaginable heights
Between Ack Ack and Hillbilly and Pacific theatre fights

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LOOOOOOOL OH MY GOD HILLBILLY ~ THE POET~

but in all seriousness, the bit about him being all alone, gently singing, and ack-ack taking the guitar from him, cupping his face...that is absolutely the most gorgeous image *imagines forever* I just. I WANT TO CUDDLE THEM BOTH AND TELL THEM IT WILL ALL BE OKAY, IN THE END kjlflkjahf