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[spiskaslullaby]

i just read somewhere that if strawberry poptarts fail to pop out of a toaster, the poptarts will emit flames of up to 10-18 inches in height. now who doesnt want to see that happen. but one may wonder why only the strawberry poptarts do this. why not blueberry or hot fudge? fuckin poptart nazis

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[_autumn_stars_]

if there were bad pick-up lines on popsicle sticks...life would be complete