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so i wrote the makers of the new teenage mutant ninja turtles show an email today. i hope they respond.
hello. as being a turtle fan when i was younger, i was excited to see what was going to come back out as with the new show. however there are a few things that i have picked up on that made me freak out worse than if i had a seizure.
1. the theme song says the word ninjitsu in it. if this is for kids, you might want to start the show with an overview of a dictionary.
2.the turtles look like they are on steroids. i can understand that they have to be muscular in order to fight, but when they look like they could be the body builders on the cover of fitness magazine, im a bit worried.
3.they have no eyes. now normally, the white laser eye look can be cool, i suppose. but when they are turtles with no eyes, that bothers me. i cant look at the overly lumpy green 3 fingered creatures without feeling like they are going to burn my eyes out of my head.
4.this show is kind of like the third turtles movie...everyone wants to forget it.
5.they do not say cowabunga. they say turtle power. didnt spice girls say something like that too? (only not turtle). you cannot have turtles without cowabunga and massive amouts of pizza. it doesnt work. but then again these are steroid eyeless monsters. wait a minute.. drugs are bad... what are you doing!!!
6. if was a turtle, i would be dissapointed with you all.
7. not only do they not say cowabunga.. but wheres the rest of the slang? where are all the 'dude's? all the 'radical's? instead, these turtles dont even have to fight, they could kill someone with their stunning grammer skills.
all in all, im glad the turtles made a comeback, but just because they are mutant green mean fighting machines doesnt mean its anything like the old. if i could recieve an explanation from someone or just an email back, i would greatly appreciate it.
thank you for listening,
naomi
hello. as being a turtle fan when i was younger, i was excited to see what was going to come back out as with the new show. however there are a few things that i have picked up on that made me freak out worse than if i had a seizure.
1. the theme song says the word ninjitsu in it. if this is for kids, you might want to start the show with an overview of a dictionary.
2.the turtles look like they are on steroids. i can understand that they have to be muscular in order to fight, but when they look like they could be the body builders on the cover of fitness magazine, im a bit worried.
3.they have no eyes. now normally, the white laser eye look can be cool, i suppose. but when they are turtles with no eyes, that bothers me. i cant look at the overly lumpy green 3 fingered creatures without feeling like they are going to burn my eyes out of my head.
4.this show is kind of like the third turtles movie...everyone wants to forget it.
5.they do not say cowabunga. they say turtle power. didnt spice girls say something like that too? (only not turtle). you cannot have turtles without cowabunga and massive amouts of pizza. it doesnt work. but then again these are steroid eyeless monsters. wait a minute.. drugs are bad... what are you doing!!!
6. if was a turtle, i would be dissapointed with you all.
7. not only do they not say cowabunga.. but wheres the rest of the slang? where are all the 'dude's? all the 'radical's? instead, these turtles dont even have to fight, they could kill someone with their stunning grammer skills.
all in all, im glad the turtles made a comeback, but just because they are mutant green mean fighting machines doesnt mean its anything like the old. if i could recieve an explanation from someone or just an email back, i would greatly appreciate it.
thank you for listening,
naomi