terrifying.  on every level.  particularly the review.

Tell me why I love you like I do,
Tell me who Can stop my heart as much as you,
Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell you most of mine,
They say nobody's perfect but it is really true this time

“If you ask people to imagine winning the lottery,” Dr. Gilbert says, “they typically talk about the things they would do - ‘I’d go to Italy, I’d buy a boat, I’d lay on the beach’ - and they rarely mention the things they would think. But our data suggest that the location of the body is much less important than the location of the mind, and that ( Read more... )

"Home is where my house pants live.  And they're hideous."

apropos.

why is this so funny!?  http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.com/post/808432947/omg-its-patrick-stewart-by-petecarr-just-so

god do i love social q's:

"'My daughter is marrying a wonderful young man whose parents we’ve met just once. We enjoyed their company and seemed compatible with them. But the mother of my soon-to-be son-in-law has horrible teeth.... I’m concerned about the wedding pictures. It’s my daughter’s big day, and I think everyone should make an effort ( Read more... )

"If you don't like it...then keep my name out of your mouth."

wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'

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