Kiwi = Devil

[spitonyourgrave]

Last night I ate a kiwi.
And then proceeded to break out in hives and watch in horror as my eyes puffed up before me.
Gross, gross, gross.
Thankfully I am better, and no hospitalization was required.
But my eyes are still PUFFY!

Moral: never eat kiwi if you are me.

Comments

[_blind_eyes_]

mmm.. kiwi

[spitonyourgrave]

damn you and your ability to eat kiwi!

PS; let's hang out.
<3