Dear Internet

[spktor]

How do I ask out cute Girl at Gamestop plz snd hlp tia.

If I take my ques from porn the first thing I think I should do is spit on my hand and lube her asshole, but I don't think that will help my situation.

Comments

[shadowtherat]

baby i promise it is the size of a ps3 and it wont give you the burning crusade

[jsetradio]

She is not prepared.

[evillaugh]

You ask her out.

[m2pt5]

"Hey, want to go out sometime?"

[icephoenix177]

YOU FOOL THAT WILL NEVER WORK

[zombiemodok]

Baseball bat.