I just got back from work and Mao threw up soooo much on Whitney's floor. YUCK! I think she was eating the kitty food.

So this morning I made a huge mistake! When I left, somehow Maceo scrambled out behind me and I locked him in the stairwell!! I feel so bad, especially cuz Dave was like, what is wrong with your cat? He was meowing like crazy and banging his body against the door! Oh my god I feel terrible! I think I am gonna make them some brownies and get ( Read more... )

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So Whitney scared the shit out of my the other day because she basically fell off the face of the earth and no one had any idea where she was! And of course, being myself, I'm assuming the worst. Like some kinda facebook.com stalker had captured her and she was locked in a fridge chained up in a junk yard. So stressfull ( Read more... )

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My boyfriend is such a blob! I am up, showered, makeuped and all I need to do is put on some clothes and he is in his bum bed snoring away! And I am sitting here typing in his room! I WILL START TO TYPE REALLY LOUD ( Read more... )

Scott id peeimg smf I am trying REAL hard to tu[e md O ,ust thank Karen and Wizhitney fir pufffing in my direction because u are the best an I am typing real quit. I LOVE YOU ALL!!! And Becca met in desile I SWEAR!!!! IWOULD NOT MAKE THIS UP!!! I can't wait for more albany. I am talking to Scott and he thinks we should come to yoiu for new ( Read more... )

Alaster Crane died in real life!!