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[spleenveal]

I've spent most of the last two days at work making paper snowflakes and chains of little cut-out people, and then teaching my skills to an amazed (and also bored as hell) coworker. What preschool omits this kind of crucial knowledge, I ask you

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[muddymarauders]

THEY KILLED HIM! I LOVED ROGER AND THEY KILLED HIM! THEY'RE ALL BASTARDS AND TOO MUCH LIKE LUCIUS MALFOY! BUT HE'S SCARIER THAN MALFOY AND EVIL! I WILL KILL ZEM ALL!

[spleenveal]

The only advice I can give you is to read the other two books as quickly as possible. But read the rest of The Seven Swans first.

See? Is it not better than Narnia?

[muddymarauders]

ZOMG! BEST STORY EVER! *Cries* I love them all! ALL OF THEM! *Pets Courage and Beauty* SO MUCH LOVE.

Normally...I'd be really weirded out by two brothers...but....not this time

[spleenveal]

It is. Oh, it definitely is. I cried, especially at that one part towards the end... Guh. But it is lovely.

*is descending further into the world of incest at all times*

[hahahahowlucky]

I am pathetic and undomestic.

I forgot how to make snowflakes.

[spleenveal]

I am naturally talented with all things involving covering the immediate area in paper or dough. I'm sure this will serve me very well later in life, of course.

(All you do is fold a piece of paper into fourths, and cut out bits until it looks like a snowflake. Work makes me easily amused; I think it's all the tutus and glitter and pink. Not good for the brain.)

[hahahahowlucky]

This leaves me in a strange awe for you.

and tutus and glitter and pink. . .? You work as a. . .ballerina?

[spleenveal]

Dance store! Though I don't dance. At least not in the rehearsed and orderly sense of the term.

Yeah. Still not sure why they hired me, but it pays well.