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ok yknow what im sick of the confusion so im just gonna clear up this alien shit. i know them they suck their existence is the most unfortunate thing ever etc. but im just that cool of a bro so ill clear it up for you
theyre called trolls. they do trolling bullshit. thats all there really is to it. but the question has been brought up if they eat humans or faeries or whatever the fuck you happened to be and as someone who knew them back from my turf im just gonna say i cant guarantee they dont. in fact i think they find red blood pretty delicious
talk to them on caution i guess. but theres an easy way to avoid them coming to your house at night and chewing your arm off
hang pails outside your door
thats all you gotta do. it keeps them out of your place i guarantee this. apparently it means upmost privacy in their culture and theyre more than happy to respect that. dont ask me why just be considerate of their culture goddamn
ok go for it dudes you can thank me later
[ooc: the real explanation? click this baby. dave's a better troll than any of the real ones wish to be.]
ok yknow what im sick of the confusion so im just gonna clear up this alien shit. i know them they suck their existence is the most unfortunate thing ever etc. but im just that cool of a bro so ill clear it up for you
theyre called trolls. they do trolling bullshit. thats all there really is to it. but the question has been brought up if they eat humans or faeries or whatever the fuck you happened to be and as someone who knew them back from my turf im just gonna say i cant guarantee they dont. in fact i think they find red blood pretty delicious
talk to them on caution i guess. but theres an easy way to avoid them coming to your house at night and chewing your arm off
hang pails outside your door
thats all you gotta do. it keeps them out of your place i guarantee this. apparently it means upmost privacy in their culture and theyre more than happy to respect that. dont ask me why just be considerate of their culture goddamn
ok go for it dudes you can thank me later
[ooc: the real explanation? click this baby. dave's a better troll than any of the real ones wish to be.]