Mar 14, 2011 22:04
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE SHITTY FILIAL PAILS!?
DO YOU ASSHATS LIKE TO BE CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE!?
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TELL ME WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA TO TELL YOU GRUBFUCKER TO DO THAT TO YOUR DOORS!? HOW STUPID ARE YOU BULGESTAINS? WE'RE NOT AFTER YOUR SHITTY MISERABLE LIVES. YOU'RE FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT TO A RACE AS SUPERIOR AS OURS! THERE'S NO GOGDAMNED REASON THAT WE WOULD GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO DINE ON YOUR SOFT SQUISHY INNARDS.
JEGUS FUCK, WE MADE HUMANS!
COINCIDENTALLY, I WAS BEING FUCKED WITH ALL DAY YESTERDAY! WHO MADE THAT FUCKING WISH!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FUCKING SHIRTS I WENT THROUGH!?
EGBERT! YOU'RE THE FIRST FUCKING SUSPECT IN ALL THIS SHIT.
SO HERE IS A PSA FOR ALL OF YOU GENIUSES OUT THERE:
CUT THE FUCKING SHIT AND TAKE THE BUCKETS DOWN.
BEFORE I FUCKING MAKE YOU!
akira kitami,
oc: julian dixon-ross,
jade harley,
yukari takeba,
karkat vantas,
toph bei fong,
terezi pyrope,
vriska serket