action/voice | the stains are hard to get rid of, but it's okay

[telefononhold]

[Those in the Wonderland District will find one Ion (and not the one you're thinking of, probably) standing on the fountain's edge. He's kind of dancing, a little - it's a silly notion, really, and he's talking to himself.

Sort of - really, it's to the seal by his feet.]

A rainbow fountain... Who would've imagined it? Even on Auldrant, rainbows were rare--

[Hear that splash, Splendor? That is one Ion slipping into the fountain. Those in the area, feel free to laugh at him - he'll be standing up drenched in rainbow water. Looking a little unamused, actually. And his clothes are just wet looking - they're also varying shades of color.

Thanks a lot.]

And it has a sense of humor. How unsurprising.