[Hey Splendor! As you're strolling down the main road connecting Metropolis and the Golden District you just might catch a glimpse of two figures in the distance. Standing on either side of the road opposite each other are two boys; one dressed head to toe in blue and the other dressed quite the same only in red. They appear to be conversing with
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Um...e-excuse me?
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Ehh- what's your business nest head?
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If you want through you're going to have to pay up. We're working really hard guarding this road you know!
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W-What? It's not like there's any money in this city and it really isn't necessary to guard this road!
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Actually, it doesn't matter regardless.]
Move.
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No way. Not until you pay the toll.
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[ He wags his free hand, the other mimicking the same action as his brother with the axe. ]
Maybe we can give you a senior discount if you want.
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[The axes and the dig in his direction are apparently equally unimpressive, though his look of displeasure turns a little more focused. Before? He was generally irritated. Now, his irritation has a specific outlet.]
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[God General is not happy.]
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Nope!
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[Just try it. The twins get so bored just standing around guarding things all day, sometimes they want to play.]
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[Not for the fact that he's intimidated - but for the fact that he thinks he could take these two down quickly.]
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[See you're assuming they have reservations about hurting people. He looks thrilled that you're bringing it up actually!]
If you don't want to pay to toll we can always point them at you instead!
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Oh-- Brother...
I thought it was a flat chested girl until he spoke...
[ His free hand dips into his uniform, producing .. holy shit it's a hand grenade. ]
You don't have any money on you right? This means we can play with you, right?
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[You're assuming that maybe he doesn't want to pound some people into the ground to relieve some boredom.]
I guess it depends on the toll.
[Oh...ha ha...like he hasn't heard that before and what the hell is a hand grenade?]
I normally don't like to play with sore losers.
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Problem?
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Hey hey! What are you? Are you a monster? How can you see? How do you eat? Hey hey! Do you have a nose?
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[And they'll just keep rambling on if you don't answer them, but how can you blame them you're the weirdest person they've seen all day!]
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[ sob you both are so wee. York shifts his weight awkwardly, not sure which question to answer first. ]
It's just armor. Haven't you seen someone in armor?
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