[ UNO ★ VIDEO ]

[buckingly]

[ After some fiddling, Dino's finally gotten the seal to work -- mentally, he focuses on the idea of making contact with his family and friends, and voila! Video. He's leaning against a railing in the Metropolis district with Enzo perched precariously on his shoulder and rawring at the screen, and it's obvious from the muted sounds of running water

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voice;

[caligisti]

There's a first time for everything.

VOICE.

[buckingly]

[ -- Well, uh. This isn't quite who he was expecting. ]

... I can think of other firsts I'd rather see!

VOICE.

[caligisti]

[ you're happy to hear from him, right.

and second time's a charm, anyway -- ]

Are you certain you should be sharing that with me?

VOICE.

[buckingly]

[ oh, thrilled. nothing starts a party faster than pineapple. ]

I wouldn't exactly call it a -- [ RAWRGH! ] -- secret, would you?

PLACEHOLDER you blonde bitch

[estraine]

Oh! You must be seeing double...!

1/2 VOICE. don't you sass me you stupid fruit.

[buckingly]

. . .

[ Wait, that voice... :|a ]

[buckingly]

[ Lucky for Mukuro, granddaddy!Enzo chooses that time to let out an ear-splitting GRAWRBLE, and Dino forgets all about the similarity. ]

I'm pretty sure this is the last thing you'd want to see doubled. I must've hit my head, or something...

voice. bite me you stupid pony

[estraine]

[ so what they say about blondes is really true huh ]

No? But they're kind of cute, don't you think? If you squint a little, that one [ the big one ] even looks kind of like a house!

video;

[repelling]

Is that a turtle?!

[ WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY? ]

VIDEO.

[buckingly]

[ ... Oh boy. Dino didn't really mean to broadcast the imminent destruction of the city to... everyone. :|a ]

Yeah! [ Followed by a sheepish laugh -- there's no danger here, no sir. ] He's sort of a... pet! ... I think.

[ RAWRGHGLE ]

VIDEO.

[repelling]

[ Great. He's talking to one of those freaks who think alligators and anacondas make great pets. How is a turtle even that big? It isn't possible! ]

[ ... ]

I suggest trading him in for something smaller. A little less Godzilla.

VIDEO.

[buckingly]

[ hey hey! turtles are the classy man's reptilian pet. ]

... Well, he's not always like this! Normally, it's more like... uh, wait a second...

[ Dino fumbles for something off-screen, and then digs the teeny Enzo out of his suit pocket. ] ... this! Pretty cute, right?

1/2

[heartnotation]

[ this place just gets weirder and weirder. ]

[heartnotation]

Do you need a hand? [ not that he knows what to do in that sort of situation because giant, angry turtle? seriously? ] Or do you have everything figured out?

[buckingly]

[ C-Cue a bout of sheepish laughter !! ]

I'm not really sure if you'd call it "figured out"...

[heartnotation]

[ oh, his laugh reassures him a bit. at least he seems okay. ]

What would you call it, then?

video;

[somajorleague]

[ whoa -- ! ]

Dino-san, are you okay?

VIDEO.

[buckingly]

[ lsdkgjsdfg HE CAN'T LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF HIS CUTE LITTLE BROTHER'S FRIENDS !! ]

D-Don't worry! Everything's under -- [ RAWRGH! ] -- control!

VIDEO.

[somajorleague]

[ pause, then he just laughs a little -- ]

Pet giving you a hard time?