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[fireandire]

[Xanxus, bloody and battered, stumbles out of the golden archway only to fall to the ground. It was aggravating but he simply could not muster the energy to stay on his feet.
What the hell is going on? Did he die? Was this supposed to be the afterlife or some stupid shit like that? Fuck that, he wasn't ready to die, this is bullshit. But where the

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[milkytolerance]

[Sipping from a juice box, running around because Tsuna has been sick so that means Lambo hasn't had a constant babysitter and WHOA!!

DYING MAN ALERT!!]

GUPYAAAH A ZOMBIE!!!

[ Action] LMAO BEST FIRST TAG

[fireandire]

[What the fuck. Wasn't this brat in a coma or something.
Whatever.]

Where's Sawada.
[He can still fight. Totally.]

I AIM TO PLEASE

[milkytolerance]

[He takes a step back and eyes the bleeding man a little warily.]

Tsuna is sick right now so he can't come and see you zombie man. Lambo can take a message for you though. He can even do the beep noise like a phone.

Beeeeeeeeep!

[fireandire]

[Oh he's sick is he. Xanxus hopes he dies.]

... Tell him he's a dead man.

FOR ANYONE READING THIS this thread is happening last okay. |Db

[getmesomewhisky]

[WELP. It seems Xanxus picked a great time to go for a walk around the city. He just so happens to be walking toward the golden archway as his younger self stumbles out and overhears him damning Tsuna--

Wait, what.

He kinda just. Stops and stares for a while, though it doesn't take long for his confusion to turn into incomprehensible rage. Xanxus would like to think that this guy is a fake, but his intuition is telling him otherwise. His younger self is really here. And he just got his ass kicked by Tsuna, apparently. This is not bringing back pleasant memories. Not to mention that he's bleeding on the fucking streets, how fucking embarrassing and disgraceful.

Once he's done with just standing there, Xanxus approaches his badly injured younger self and adds on to his injuries by giving him a harsh kick to the side.]

[Action]~

[fireandire]

[OW FUCK What the hell was that. That kick managed to cause Xanxus to cough MORE blood onto Splendor's lovely streets. It also makes Xanxus even angrier than he already was. He looks up, prepared to verbally lash out at whoever it was, but the words are lost in his throat as he sees who it is. Sure it wasn't a mirror image but damn if he didn't recognize his own face.

As if he didn't have enough questions as it was. Now he was seeing things. Xanxus takes a swipe at this obvious hallucinations leg... And it's apparently solid.]

Whose fucking idea of a joke is this?

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[getmesomewhisky]

Certainly not mine.

[Geez, younger self. So pathetic-looking right now.]

Get the fuck up. You're a disgrace.

[...Never mind that he's technically calling himself a disgrace.]

[Action]

[fireandire]

Who the fuck do you think you are... to talk to me like that?

[Regardless, he staggers to his feet, slowly. He wipes some of the blood dripping from his mouth and glares uncertainly at this apparently older version of him. Even his voice is the same.]

video;

[hasthebadtouch]

Gosh, well aren't you pretty as a princess. [Zelos tosses his hair as if for emphasis and then flashes the bloodied Xanxus a smile.]

Someone sure roughed you up good.

[this is now actually an action thread]

[fireandire]

[Xanxus doesn't bother to look up or even move, but he does hear Zelos, and yeah no, not amused.]

Shut the hell up.

action; i got you, i messed up SEALS HOW DO THEY WORK i'm sorry bb :<

[hasthebadtouch]

[Most people aren't.]

He's touchy, too. This guy is two for two, ladies and gents.

Seriously, though, you're bleeding all over. I'd head to the clinic if I were you, buddy.

IT'S ALL GOOD, no worries

[fireandire]

[Silly Zelos, can't you tell Xanxus just got here.]

The fuck are you talking about.

[veeno]

[From a secluded and shadowy part of the Golden Entrance, Claire has just returned home... second home.]

Ah- There's a little something on you. Hey.. You aren't about to die, are you?

[fireandire]

[Well it would certainly seem like death is a possibility but Xanxus will have none of that. Don't mind the blood he's still coughing up.]

Of course not.

[veeno]

Now,

[He crouches down in front of Xanxus. All of the terrible stuff caked on his face is pretty noticeably terrible and will probably make him hard to remember. That little (unloaded) revolver he's tapping on his shoe would probably be pretty easy to remember. Don't worry, he doesn't mind.]

You just said Sawada.

[He hammers his harmless firearm and points it at the guy.]

Did he do this to you?

[fireandire]

[Ok what the hell is up with this guy. No big, even though he's covered in blood and holding a gun, like hell is Xanxus afraid.]

... He did.

[halfgrin]

[leaning against the side of the building casually! gosh, this situation is almost sort of familiar, but heh. he appears mildly surprised for a moment, but it shifts into a grin soon enough. he greets(...) xanxus cordially;]

My. Need a hand?

[fireandire]

No.

[He doesn't even so much as glance up at whoever is talking.]

[halfgrin]

It won't do you any good to be stubborn.

[fireandire]

I don't want help from trash.