002: Action @ The Park! With hats and naval tactics!

[conquiste]

[There had been two things on Spain’s coffee table earlier in the day, neither of which he was too sure about: a light blue jellybean (seemingly speckled, like an abandoned robin’s egg) and an unopened box of BATTLESHIP. He licked the former out of curiosity and one thing led to another until it was snug in his stomach and he was feeling acid

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[Voice]

[seethemoon]

...¿Que son los churros?

[Superboy was surprised to hear Spanish, even more so from somebody who didn't seem to realize what they were doing]

And who is England? Are you okay...?

Re: [Voice]

[conquiste]

[He starts just a little]

...Churros? Churros son deliciosos! Little ginger sticks of crunchy sweet magic! Heeeheheh....ah. Ahem. Hm?

England you ask? [He shifts the submarine back and forth with his finger, thinking] He's an old er...acquaintance of mine. We participated in the crusades together, see. Long history, chico. He's always been so smug about his naval prowess. But I'm sure he's not nearly as good as he thinks he is.

This guy looks like he might have been adorable as a kid. Wait. .....ESPERAR FOR SERIOUS. .....how did he know I was thinking about Churros?

[seethemoon]

[Deadpanning forever at the kid thing, but won't comment on it]

You weren't just 'thinking' about it, I heard it rather clearly.

[conquiste]

....What. I.

...........Ahaha, is this silly place playing tricks on us again?

[immamartillo]

[Firo wanders into the park and his attention is immediately grabbed by the very interesting man with a rather impressive hat. He walks over and peers over his shoulder to see what he's up to.]

Hey, what're you doin'?

SORRY I AM SO SLOW AHHHH --

[conquiste]

Eh? Person. Voice. I like his fedora. Is he Italian? He looks like he might be - maybe he know Romano? Perhaps I shall offer him tomatoes and lure information from him! That is what a good Boss would do!

Ah, why hola! I found this game on my bedside table in the morning so I figured, why not come test it out in the light of day? I tan quite nicely after all.

[He sees the man looking at the hat] Oh. This. You like this, si?

....................................

......It's stuck.

[immamartillo]

Thanks, my friend gave it to me. And I am.

[Wait, what? Firo doesn't stop smiling, but he does look a little more guarded.]

...What kinda information are ya tryin' a' lure outta me?

[conquiste]

Hm? [Blink blink blink] Are you talking to someone else? What information?

What a lovely green he has on. Is it...olive green? ....Sea turtle green? Hm. Why is he backing away? Do I have something on my face? I didn't even eat breakfast! ....Mmmmm tortilla and a dash of carnes and chipotle....

What do you mean? No need to look so suspicious, Senor. Come, come! Sit and play a round with me. [He gestures to the boardgame]

[mei_blossom]

[Here, have Taiwan, strolling through the park liek whoa.]

Spain. [pause] ...what are you wearing on your head.

[conquiste]

Oh Taiwan. Taiiiiiiiiiiiiiwaaan. SHOULD HAVE JUST COLONIZED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. PUTTING THOSE HARBORS IN. Maybe she would give me one of her brother's pandas. Oh they are so adorable...my people would be so happy!

This is a sombrero! It seems very attached to my head at the moment. I can't seem to get it off, ahahahah!

[mei_blossom]

[She just backed away from you like...twenty yards.] G-get away from me-!

[conquiste]

What's the matter, princess? [Worried immediately] Is there a bug somewhere?