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[starstripedhero]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS PLACE.
From which I have concluded through hours and hours of research! Now, I'm not going to beat around the bush with this, and you may or may not believe me-- even I cannot believe me but..

THIS PLACE IS MAGICAL. I WILL REPEAT. MAGICAL.

NOW, I don't know how or why, but I still

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[nobleidealist]

I think we knew that already...

[starstripedhero]

I--
....
No you didn't! This is a revelation! [ A pause. ]
Well, I mean, I do remember some people following this theory, but I've confirmed it cause I'm awesome, you see.

[nobleidealist]

..No, I'm pretty sure because magic already exists in Sylvarant and Tethe'alla. Of course it'd exist in other worlds too!

[starstripedhero]

.... Oh.
Well.
That's fine and dandy, but if you come from my world, it's all a bunch of malarkey.
And my world is the most important, so.

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[brows]

...

[ the slowest. clap. you will ever hear in your life. ] And so the penny finally drops.

[starstripedhero]

HAHAHAA. See, I got you damn good, England!
All that magic shit you talk about in our world doesn't exist back home-- IT ONLY EXISTS HERE.

HAHAA. Wow, you are still one crazy old guy!
[ oh hohoho more laughter. ]

[brows]

It does exist, I'll have you know. Only impure fools like you are oblivious to its power.

[starstripedhero]

[ the worst england impersonation ever, ]

Oh good day cheerio! My name is England and I believe in unicorn fairy shit that only exists in Splendor! Look how silly I am in my own world, oh hohoho. Pip pip I have to drink myself in disgusting tea and brush my brows!

[ LAUGHINGGGG. ]

[Not here]

[justabignobody]

[But facepalming. So hard. Seriously, just... what?]

[starstripedhero]

You did tell me shut up!
I just didn't feel like listening! There's not way I'm not going to be quiet just some some guy with a gun told me to!

A-And hey, you don't need to be so threatening like that! Do you know that violence isn't really allowed here--?

[starstripedhero]

[ Bristles slightly before pursing his lips. ]
Well, I don't feel like it, so I really don't have to.
[ my, he sounds so childish. ]

Maybe you should just chill out a bit when I'm only doing good around here. I doubt you've spent hours going around trying to figure this place out.

[ Then a smile curves on his face. ]

I'm finding out a lot so I can figure out how to get us all home.

[oldest7yearold]

[What is it with all these yelling loud people.]

Do you have to shout? I can't even understand half the things you're saying!

What a pain...

[starstripedhero]

I do have to shout in order to get everybody's attention! I felt that it was needed, yeah?
Now that I have your attention, I'll repeat!
I've been doing a lot of research about this place aaaaand-- I've concluded that it's magical.

Pretty crazy, yeah?

[oldest7yearold]

[Give him a second, he's going to try to puzzle this one out.]

So... you thought it would be a good idea to yell at people to tell us stuff we already figured out?

[starstripedhero]

Some people were still confused, you know! [ because he lead them to think it was something else. ]

In any case, I do think some appreciation needs to be executed! I've been working my ass off to find out all this stuff!