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[starstripedhero]

[ And here we go with yet another loud broadcast. It's been a good week or so since we've heard this annoying voice over the feed, but you can't get rid of him so easily.  America is seen reporting from his bed again, the seal propped up on an object of some sort. He's just really in a tank top and jeans-- lounging clothes. ]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

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[ombrasolare]

Ah, is it that time of the year already.

[starstripedhero]

[ SOMEBODY CELEBRATES THIS? YES. HE IS EXCITE. ]

Hahahaha! Right on, man! Are you getting PUMPED!?

[ombrasolare]

I was actually just going to say that someone appears to have prepared a football field already.

[starstripedhero]

WHAT SERIOUSLY!?

Where is it at!?
And are there cheerleaders there!?

[mei_blossom]

[She's got your present all ready for you, America. Also she doesn't remember why she was saying nice things about you a couple days ago anyway]

Are there going to be fireworks?

[starstripedhero]

[ Is curious of all these nice things. B|a ]

You KNOW IT! I'm going to wish for so, so MANY of them!

[mei_blossom]

[She was feeling charitable here]

Where are you going to set them off?

[starstripedhero]

[ how cuteee ;; ]

Hmm! That's a great question! I'll have to fly around and check it out for myself!
Probably, you know, the safest place. Big, wide open spaces and shit.
Hahaha! Maybe you have an idea yourself, Taiwan! Let's hear it!

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[starstripedhero]

The Fourth of July, man!
Surely you cool Halo guys celebrate it, right? I mean, if you don't, then maybe all of you aren't as awesome as you seem!

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[starstripedhero]

Maybe I ought to explain to you that the 4th of July is also my birthday! And it's important to me! [ yes america we know. ]

And, I don't mean my birthday is on the same date... well, I mean, I guess it is, kind of. I mean, I was already in existence, but us nations celebrate our birthday on important dates. Uhhh. Like my colony days were kind of over so, uhh--

[ A pause. He slows down a bit. ]

I mean, I'm kind of the reason people celebrate it! Does that make sense?

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[grimreaping]

... television shoes?

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[starstripedhero]

Yeah!
So I can watch TV and go for a walk at the same time! That way people won't gain weight by watching too much T.V on the couch!
Ingenious invention, isn't it? I'm totally working on it for when I get back in my own world.

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[grimreaping]

... please tell me you're not serious.

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[starstripedhero]

Nope. I really am! I plan on investing a lot of my citizen's tax dollars on it!
It'll be incredible and will put money back into the economy!

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[codicis]

[ w o w ]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with anything on that list. What are hamburgers?

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[starstripedhero]

[ did he just hear-- ]

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[starstripedhero]

[ what he thought he just heard-- ]

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[starstripedhero]

[ no.. no.. NO. IT CAN'T BE. ]