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[starstripedhero]

Guys guys guys GUYS GUYS GUYS. I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.

[ Isn't this how all of your videos start, America? Anyhow, he's broadcasting from his couch, pausing occasionally to pop a pink jelly bean in his mouth. He has tons and tons of these, I ought to mention. He's eating them like popcorn cause boy, he gathered a lot of them and shot a

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[supersonic21]

P-Pink beans...? A-Aliens?

[starstripedhero]

Yeah, man! But don't worry too much-- your hero is right here!
I just don't get why they're not granting my wishes for food, hmmm.

[supersonic21]

I see...
The pink beans aren't granting wishes for food?

[good thing he didn't eat them yet!]

1/2.

[starstripedhero]

....

[ SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. ]

2/2.

[starstripedhero]

YEAH UH.
That's what I said!

[ OH GOD NOT EATING ANYMORE SPITTING OUT SPITTING OUTTT. ]

[supersonic21]

D-Did you really...?

[starstripedhero]

[ was referring to the aliens he believes grants his wishes-- not the beans-- but this makes sense! ]

ABSOLUTELY. I'm a genius, right!
DON'T EAT THE PINK BEANS.

[supersonic21]

O-Okay! I'll...I'll take your word for it!