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[starstripedhero]

Guys guys guys GUYS GUYS GUYS. I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.

[ Isn't this how all of your videos start, America? Anyhow, he's broadcasting from his couch, pausing occasionally to pop a pink jelly bean in his mouth. He has tons and tons of these, I ought to mention. He's eating them like popcorn cause boy, he gathered a lot of them and shot a

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[oweasoda]

[ how... does one even respond to something like this. the smart way is, you don't, but. ]

I'm pretty sure aliens have better things to do than turning Splendor communist.

[starstripedhero]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!

Oh God! They've already brainwashed you, haven't they!

[oweasoda]

What- no!

[ Oh my god. ] You're an idiot. Have you ever even met an alien?

[starstripedhero]

I'm not an idiot, I'm a hero!
And for your information, I have.

So, haha, take THAT!
[ gonna puff up and be all cocky here. ]

[Voice]

[onastakeout]

Rather than a fist, we should consider building weapons...of class destruction.

[video]

[starstripedhero]

[ ...voice in his head WHAT IS THIS--
oh right.
it's been awhile since somebody contacted him through voice. ]

---That's a great idea!

[ he's not really sure what you said, but ok. ]

[Video]

[onastakeout]

Really?

[...because the idea was brutally thwarted that one time]