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[hellcommander]

[Have a Hiruma. Have a Hiruma standing in front of the camera with no shirt on, and a towel around his shouldersHello, fairytale land. What is fucking up? Besides this place's creepy-ass bean fetish. Don't mess with those pink beans! I threw all of the ones I found away. Will power is a hell of a thing, kekekeke

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[supersonic21]

HIIIIEEEEEEE.....!!!

[WHAT IS THIS]

H-Hiruma-san! Y-Y-You have wings?!

[He really is the devil....]

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[hellcommander]

Kekeekek!! Fitting, isn't it? I wished for them a few weeks ago, and I've kept it a secret until just now.

Now your training can include DEATH FROM ABOVE!!

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[supersonic21]

Wait...how? I'm pretty sure I didn't see any wings...until now...

[...]

HIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

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[hellcommander]

They shrink! Little chibi size, small enough to be bound under my shirts. I'm a fuckin' smart wisher, shrimp. I never skimp on details.

Keekekekeke! It'll be good practice for avoiding linebackers who are taller than you! Way taller.

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[supersonic21]

Ah...I see. But it's still...pretty weird.

Th-that's true. It'll be pretty useful.

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[hellcommander]

One man's weird is another man's fucking awesome.

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[supersonic21]

Ahhh....that's what you say...

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[hellcommander]

Don't tell me you're scared, shrimp. Kekekeke!!

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[supersonic21]

S-Scared...?

No...not really.

[totally lying. He's a bit scared.]

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[hellcommander]

Well you should be a little scared, kekekeke! Some fear is natural. I am a creepy fella.

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[supersonic21]

...more like the devil.

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[hellcommander]

Naaah. He's way more charismatic than me. Stronger, too.

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[supersonic21]

R-Really? I think you fit that image pretty well....

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[hellcommander]

I can't steal souls. Too bad!

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[supersonic21]

It...It'd be pretty bad if you did...!

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[hellcommander]

Ahh, but they'd make EXCELLENT bargaining chips, don't you think~?