She had heard it was going to rain, so all she wore was her bathing suit and a pair of sneakers! OMG, WE WERE SO OFFENDED!
She...wait, WHAT? Oh my god no wonder people hate American tourists.
I had never been snorkling before, and it freaked me out for about two minutes. Once I got over the "omg, my face is under water and I am still breathing" thing, I was fine, and snorkling quickly became me new favorite thing.
Same here. I was quite literally freaking out, sputtering and waving my hands and all, and the Mexican guy leading our excursion SHOVED me into the water...the minute my face was underwater and I realized I could breathe, I calmed down and started talking to the fish through my snorkel ("ooooh! fishie! Fishie-fishie-fishie-fisheeeee...") My friend D. said she could hear me and was mortified :)
that's when the rum started flowing. And by flowing I mean, "DEAR GOD, THAT'S A LOT OF RUM!!" OMG, SRSLY! On one of our excursions they were pouring rum punch down our throats. And mimosas. At 8:00 in the morning. And
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Oh my god no wonder people hate American tourists.
That's pretty much what we were saying all day. And totally making fun of her practically to her face, but she was too dumb to pick up on it.
started talking to the fish through my snorkel
I WAS DOING THE SAME THING!!! I was talking to all the fish and the turtles. Or, well, babbling, "Turtle! Turtle! Turtle! Helloooooo, little turtle!" It was awesome. Although Cortni just thought it was cute when I did it, and started doing it, too.
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She...wait, WHAT? Oh my god no wonder people hate American tourists.
I had never been snorkling before, and it freaked me out for about two minutes. Once I got over the "omg, my face is under water and I am still breathing" thing, I was fine, and snorkling quickly became me new favorite thing.
Same here. I was quite literally freaking out, sputtering and waving my hands and all, and the Mexican guy leading our excursion SHOVED me into the water...the minute my face was underwater and I realized I could breathe, I calmed down and started talking to the fish through my snorkel ("ooooh! fishie! Fishie-fishie-fishie-fisheeeee...") My friend D. said she could hear me and was mortified :)
that's when the rum started flowing. And by flowing I mean, "DEAR GOD, THAT'S A LOT OF RUM!!" OMG, SRSLY! On one of our excursions they were pouring rum punch down our throats. And mimosas. At 8:00 in the morning. And ( ... )
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That's pretty much what we were saying all day. And totally making fun of her practically to her face, but she was too dumb to pick up on it.
started talking to the fish through my snorkel
I WAS DOING THE SAME THING!!! I was talking to all the fish and the turtles. Or, well, babbling, "Turtle! Turtle! Turtle! Helloooooo, little turtle!" It was awesome. Although Cortni just thought it was cute when I did it, and started doing it, too.
"It's easy, mon--breathe tru da tube"
Love this so hardcore!
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