Visas, girls, metro, and nossa senhora da puta mae

[splikle]

I got an email from Rapha today saying that she couldn't come to Sao Paulo (y'know, that whole work thing) but that I should come back to Juiz de Fora for Pride. Then I went to the Federal Police station (couldn't do it yesterday because they moved office and I didn't find it until closing time) and waited in three lines to be told that my tourist

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[anonymous]

You may not know this but if you hit on the federal police they will give you anything you want. Especially if you take them aside and show them some booty. We call it the old bend and spread technique. Works everytime when you need to update your visa.

[splikle]

This is getting really old. Either leave your name and justify why you're making sexual comments all over my lj or fuck off.