Ok, so I had to try it...

[splintersensei]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Splintersensei!

1. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like splintersensei.
2. Splintersensei was declared extinct in 1902!
3. Splintersensei is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than splintersensei.
4. Lightning strikes splintersensei over seven times

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[clemidia]

Apparently what swims in Vegas, stays there.

Next time, wear a suit, m'kay?