1. I am the evil twin of Dan. 2. Dan is a yankee. 3. If I were alone in a room with Dan, I would be looking for the strippers. 4. I think Dan should start rooting for the Cowboys. 5. Dan needs a life. 6. I want to play pool with Dan. 7. Someday, Dan will find out where bhe got that rash. 8. Dan reminds me of myself a long time ago. 9. Without Dan the patriots would be down a fan. 10. Memories of Dan are better with vodika and peanut butter sammichs. 11. Dan can be abesentee. 12. The worst thing about Dan is he works too much. 13. The best thing about Dan is his lil angels. 14. I am way better than looking than Dan.
1. I [now own the hat of] Dan. 2. Dan is [a man]. 3. If I were alone in a room with Dan, I would [send him to get me a drink so I can steal the jersey to match my new hat]. 4. I think Dan should [give me his jersey]. 5. Dan needs [a woman who will treat him right and who won't go single white female on his ass]. 6. I want to [hug] Dan. 7. Someday, Dan will [come to Florida and hang out with me and Chris]. 8. Dan reminds me of [that dude from Full House]. 9. Without Dan [things would be a little less funny]. 10. Memories of Dan are [of our very deep conversations]. 11. Dan can be [the best advice giver in the world]. 12. The worst thing about Dan is [his crazy schedule]. 13. The best thing about Dan is [his ability to spend time with his kids despite his crazy schedule]. 14. I am [nothing but a lover to friends with] Dan.
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2. Dan is a yankee.
3. If I were alone in a room with Dan, I would be looking for the strippers.
4. I think Dan should start rooting for the Cowboys.
5. Dan needs a life.
6. I want to play pool with Dan.
7. Someday, Dan will find out where bhe got that rash.
8. Dan reminds me of myself a long time ago.
9. Without Dan the patriots would be down a fan.
10. Memories of Dan are better with vodika and peanut butter sammichs.
11. Dan can be abesentee.
12. The worst thing about Dan is he works too much.
13. The best thing about Dan is his lil angels.
14. I am way better than looking than Dan.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^now that is fukkin funny
*tips Imaginary hat...good one Dave
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2. Dan is [a man].
3. If I were alone in a room with Dan, I would [send him to get me a drink so I can steal the jersey to match my new hat].
4. I think Dan should [give me his jersey].
5. Dan needs [a woman who will treat him right and who won't go single white female on his ass].
6. I want to [hug] Dan.
7. Someday, Dan will [come to Florida and hang out with me and Chris].
8. Dan reminds me of [that dude from Full House].
9. Without Dan [things would be a little less funny].
10. Memories of Dan are [of our very deep conversations].
11. Dan can be [the best advice giver in the world].
12. The worst thing about Dan is [his crazy schedule].
13. The best thing about Dan is [his ability to spend time with his kids despite his crazy schedule].
14. I am [nothing but a lover to friends with] Dan.
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