The SWSAO Newsletter - Issue 16
Sam Winchester's Shirts: Annoyingly Omnipresent
Fellow Oglers!
Fifteen episodes into season 7 and not a glimmer of sweaty Sam-abs to show for it.
THIS SHALL NOT STAND!
Therefore, I now bring you the exciting conclusion to the long-lost season 7 episode, 'Freedom'
first half of episode
THEN:
Sam worked out for several hours and the world took comfort and solace in the majestic rolling hills and valleys of his back muscles:
After his workout, Sam was hungry so he ordered some pizza:
NOW:
Dean walked back into the hotel room and helped himself to a slice of the pizza:
"So what have you been up to Sam?" Dean asked, in between mouthfuls.
Sam thought back on his day.
"Making the world a better place." Sam answered, and threw his napkin into the trash:
"Well maybe you could do that with your shirt on." Dean said, "I mean seriously- I'm trying to eat here!"
Sam tried to oblige, but for some reason the shirt just wouldn't stay on!
"Dean." Sam said, his voice tinged with concern, "I can't get this shirt to stay on."
Dean shrugged, "Weird. Okay well maybe you should go take a shower? Maybe your shirt's sliding off because you're so sweaty?"
"Okay- worth a shot!" Sam said.
He took a shower and came back out a few minutes later:
"I'm not sure that helped Dean. I tried to put my shirt on after the shower and it just...vanished!"
"Good thing you still have the towel, then!" said Dean, finishing off the last slice of pizza. "Sam...?"
"Yeah, Dean?"
"Where'd your towel go?"
Sam thought long and hard.
"I don't know."
"Well...don't you think you'd better look for it? Or at least put on some damn pants?" Dean snapped.
Sam looked under the bed:
but there was no towel. He did however find a pair of pants!
"Happy now, Dean?" Sam asked.
"Well, it's a start. We'll have to figure out what you can wear instead of a shirt though..."
"How about this?" Sam asked.
"It's gonna be hard to interview witnesses like that, Sam."
Sam reached under his bed again and found the perfect shirt-alternative.
"There you go Sammy, that's much better." Dean said and went to the refrigerator to get a beer.
END OF EPISODE!
See? Season 7 isn't such a harsh mistress after all!
Also- there are still six seven episodes left for the season to redeem itself! Perhaps Sam learns to fight back against Lucifer with the power of shirtless strength-training! Or maybe his post-Hell hallucinations are directly linked to his clothing! The less he wears, the happier he'll be! (You want him to be happy Sera, don't you? Yes. Yes you do.)
That's all for this edition! Please let me know if you'd like to be a
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