HELLO? IS ANYONE HERE? CAN ANYONE HELP ME? MY NAME IS APPARENTLY SANDY. I DIED SUFFOCATING ON DAVID HASSLEOFF'S UNDERWEAR. SO IS THIS HEAVEN? I ALSO HAVE A SQUIRREL ON MY FACE. OH, AND I APPARENTLY LOVE SOMEONE NAMED CASTIEL? AND I HAVE THESE WIERD DRAWINGS ALL OVER MY FACE? AND MY LIPSTICK'S SMEARED. HELP ME, PLEASE!