IT'S OFFICIAL~
ALRIGHT, SO. SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNEW THIS BUT DEAN AND I ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER~ THANKS TO SOME EXTREME GENEROSITY ON MARY’S BEHALF, WE NOW HAVE OUR VERY OWN APARTMENT. SO... THANK YOU, MARY <3
Click to view(DEAN KEPT STEALING THE KEYBOARD AS I WROTE THIS ALL UP SO EVERYTHING IN ~~ IS BY HIM, IF YOU CAN’T GUESS.)
~THIS IS OUR BALCONY. I DON’T HAVE AN ACTUAL FUCKING CLUE WHY IT’S SO SMALL CONSIDERING OUR PLACE IS GIGANTIC LIKE SAM~
...ANYWAY. THE APARTMENT IS ACTUALLY THE TWO WINDOWS NEXT TO THAT, PLUS THE FLOOR ABOVE. IT’S BIGGER THAN YOU’D THINK. (ONCE MORE, THANKS, MARY!)
~GODDAMN THAT ENTRANCE IS NICE. I’M NOT SURE HOW THE FUCK ALL THOSE BOOKS GOT UP THERE BUT WHATEVER IT JUST ENHANCES THE COOLNESS FACTOR BY A MILLION~
YEAH. I HAVE A LOT OF BOOKS AND I PICKED SOME UP FOR DEAN SO HE CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO READ EVERY SO OFTEN.
~THIS IS THE REST OF OUR KICK-ASS LIVING ROOM, MINUS THAT PUSSY TV HANGING OUT IN THE CORNER THERE. WENT OUT AND GOT ONE OF THOSE HANGY-ONES.~
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A GROWN MAN WHINE SO MUCH ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS T.V. JFC. WE ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT OF THE STORE.
~WHAT? I WASN’T THAT BAD~
YES YOU WERE. BELIEVE ME.
~PROVING THAT TESSA IS A BAMF WHEN IT COMES TO INTERIOR DESIGN~
...OH. WHY THANK YOU~ THE FLOWERS WERE FROM DEAN :D AS A HOUSEWARMING GIFT KIND OF THING.
~I PICKED OUT THE COLORS SINCE THE REST OF THE ROOM WAS STIFLING MY INCREDIBLE MANLINESS. ALSO MY FIRST ATTEMPT TO ACTUALLY MAKE A BED. I THINK I DID PRETTY GOOD~
(I WILL BE FIXING IT LATER BUT WE WANTED TO GET PICTURES ASAP) YEAH, CLEARLY I PICKED EVERYTHING ELSE OUT. SO HE GETS TO PICK COLOURS (AND DID A GOOD JOB~)
~GUEST BEDROOM. TRIED TO SET UP THIS BED TOO, BUT UHH...~
... HE THREW THE COMFORTER AND IT ALMOST KNOCKED OVER A LAMP. *GLARE*
~IT’S AN ACTUAL BATHTUB. IT’S ALL CLEAN AND EVERYTHING TOO. NO WEIRD MOLD GROWING IN THE DRAIN. IT’S PRETTY AWESOME. ... OH AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE BASKETS ARE, BUT I THINK YOU CAN HIDE PORN MAGS IN ‘EM~
...YEAH. I’LL LET THAT SLIDE. BECAUSE I’M NICE.
ANYWAY, THAT’S THE APARTMENT. LA DEE DAH~
~THAT’S A REALLY CRAPPY WAY TO END IT~
STFU DEAN.
~YOU’RE ADORABLE WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY~
I’M GOING TO HURT YOU. STOP TAKING OVER.
~I’M ALMOST A LITTLE SCARED~
AS YOU SHOULD BE. I WILL FEEL FREE TO MAKE YOU SLEEP IN THE GUEST ROOM TONIGHT.
~... I CALL YOUR BLUFF AND RAISE YOU A ‘I WILL CONVENIENTLY FORGET TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN FOR A MONTH’~
I DON’T CARE. I CAN PUT THE SEAT DOWN ON MY OWN~
~YOU’RE GONNA EAT THOSE WORDS~
UH HUH. SURE. I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY, HON.
~DEFINE ‘GOOD’~
I HAVE A MEMORY LIKE A GODDAMN ELEPHANT.
~LOL NO YOU DONT~
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? *RAISES EYEBROWS*
~I CAN SEE YOU RAISING YOUR EYEBROWS YOU DONT NEED TO TYPE IT. AND BECAUSE I HAD TO KEEP REMINDING YOU TO BUY SHIT. LIKE THOSE WEIRD-ASS BASKETS IN THE BATHROOM. WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAYS?~
...YOU KEEP TOILETRIES IN THEM. >:( BRB LOCKING THE BEDROOM DOOR.
~I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A PICKLOCK~
AND I CAN MOVE THE FURNITURE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR~
~... THE DOOR OPENS OUT~
YOU’D STILL HAVE TO GET OVER IT AND IF I BLOCK THE WHOLE THING THEN YOU CAN’T~
~I COULD GET IN THROUGH THE WINDOW~
NOT IF I LOCK THAT TOO
~TOUCHE~
I WIN~
AND I WILL HURT THE FIRST PERSON TO ASK IF THAT MEANS WE’RE ‘DOING IT’ OR ANY VARIATION THEREOF