Chapter 2: The Hands and Heart

[cleflink]

Chapter 2: The Hands and Heart
Author: cleflink
Rating: pg
Pairing: Heavily implied Jared/Jensen, still potentially future everybody/everybody (except Chad, probably)
Word Count: 1950

Summary: In which Jeff gets to know his new subjects and there is talk of fiery vengeance.

Comments

[tebtosca]

"I hate to agree with Chad," Felicia says. "But I totally agree with Chad."

EVERYTHING IS CHAD AND NOTHING HURTS.

Lmao, this is perfect. Every one imagining the dirty things the erotically codependent shrine boys are getting up to is hilarious and now I want to know what terrible things they are going to have to save the villagers from haha

p.s. if anything deserve fiery vengeance, it's Chad's balls

[cleflink]

CHAD'S BALLS DIED A HERO'S DEATH. POSSIBLY AT THE HANDS OF TWIN REDHEADS FROM ALTAN-FOUR.

I also would like to know what terrible things the villagers need saving from! I'm looking forward to someone else figuring it out. :)

Erotically codependent shrine boys are the best kind. Obviously.

Thanks, hon! This was fun!

[cherie_morte]

This whole part:

"That's fine," Jeff says, mentally revising his estimation of their ages down a few years. "But I would like it if you could tell us a little bit about what you do here."

Jared straightens and squares his shoulders, which, wow. Jeff wonders if he's that big all over. "We are the hands-"

"-and the heart of the community." Jensen inclines his head. "We have been raised together since childhood to fill these roles."

"I see," Jeff says, which is the interstellar code phrase for 'the fuck does that mean?'.

The Wonder Twins don't appear to understand.

BOTH HILARIOUS AND SQUEEWORTHY. I love my erotically codependent idiots. ;______;

[cleflink]

They are everyone's favourite erotically codependent idiots. With good reason, I think. Definitely worth the price of admission.

I'm glad you enjoyed, hon! Thank you!

[amberdreams]

Ahahahah! I love the erotically co-dependent Wonder Twins and all the naughty thoughts everyone is having because you know we are having those thoughts too...

[cleflink]

Honestly, I'm not sure how anyone could think about anything else. It's distracting, is what it is.

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed!

[fiercelynormal]

Hahaha Jared and Jensen's erotically codependent shrine boys are perfect, as is, of course, Chad. Wonderful!!

[cleflink]

Chad is a total show stealer. Although the shrine boys put up a good fight, too.

Thanks, hon! Glad you enjoyed!

[jimbobjoe]

I love the erotically codependent Wonder Twins, but this was definitely my favorite:

"I hate to agree with Chad," Felicia says. "But I totally agree with Chad."

"Really?" Chad asks. "Sweet."

Laughed loud enough for people in the hall to hear me!

[cleflink]

Agreeing with Chad is clearly a sign of the apocalypse. All is not right in the world if Chad's making sense.

I'm glad you enjoyed! Thanks!