Chapter 3: Friend or Foe

[deirdre_c]

Chapter 3: Friend or Foe
Author: deirdre_c
Rating: pg-13
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Jared/Jeff/Jensen, still potentially future everybody/everybody (except Chad, probably)
Word Count: 2517

Summary: In which Jeff meets privately with Jared and Jensen, until they're rudely interrupted by yet another redhead.

Comments

[fiercelynormal]

Omg this is amazing. Chad getting a "Chad" tattoo is perfection. As is this:

His dick is a dousing rod and those guys’ asses are fresh water.

Goddamn, you have a way with words. Love it!

[deirdre_c]

:DDDD Thank you, lovely!!

p.s.~ I put the house bees in there just for you. ;)

[fiercelynormal]

Lol of course you did, bud.

[cherie_morte]

Warn for bee fucking, please.

[morrezela]

"Get off of him, Osric, you numptie,” the woman snaps. “If ye hurt him, he’ll likely end up in a sling until at least Chapter Six. N’body wants to see that" LAWL

*flexes evil fingers*

[deirdre_c]

Hahaha. Breaking the 4th wall is low hanging fruit on the humor tree. :P But I could not resist.

DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO THEM ALL, ZELA!! \o/

[cherie_morte]

he was about one minute there from starting to hump the side of the house, and really, unless you’re on the kinkmeme, that’s never gonna be appropriate or satisfying. ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY THAT OUR PORN IS NOT REALISTIC? HOW DAREEEEE YOOUUUu????

But before Jeff can search for a rear entrance-to the building, you perverts- Oh. and you're so pure-minded, Jeff. Psh.

Jared and Jensen share a long, meaningful glance. Whole pages of dialogue get exchanged in that one look. Some impressively high word count. The illusion of productivity. XD

This was SUCH a delightful update! How DARE YOU say it wasn't very funny? At one point I started laughing and I read the part aloud, as if trying to amuse all the other people I don't live with.

[deirdre_c]

IF I COULD I WOULD SIT AT YOUR FEET AND LISTEN TO YOU READ CRACKFIC ALOUD TO ME ALL DAYYYYYYY.

[tebtosca]

It’s the most obvious thing Jeff’s seen since Chad rolled up a sleeve and showed off a new tattoo on his scrawny biceps that simply spelled out the word “CHAD.”

OMG, "scrawny", how DARE YOU!!

to the building, you perverts

crying

Elba-esqe salt-and-pepper

:DDDDDDD

And seriously, another redhead? They make up, what… 3% of the human population of the galaxy? And maybe 1% of tentacle monsters, at best? How is it that Jeff seems to be surrounded by them? And where are all the redheaded men, anyway? It makes no damn sense at all.

I'm laughing so hard, Dei

“You should see what he writes about you on the wall of that one stall in the lavatory of the Great Hall.”

“I don’t know, Travis,” another guy says. “That’s supposed to be anon.”

CRYING. Ruth and the Little Men of SPN is killing me

[deirdre_c]

Huh. How did that Idris Elba reference slip in there? I HAVE NO IDEA.

:D ♥ :D

[fufaraw]

I only regret I have no one to share this with, and no way to explain the tears of laughter cascading down my face--if I could get words out between the giggles, nobody here speaks my language! Thank all the little beeps and flashy lights you do! I sporfled at the kinkmeme line and haven't sobered up yet!

[deirdre_c]

I feel that way about fandom stuff ALL THE TIME. No one in my real life would ever understand the cracktastic stuff we get up to around here! :DDD

*hugs* Thanks for the great feedback. *joy*