Hi all!
I’m one of the guest reccers for this month and I pretty much live for J2. I thought I’d kick September off with 5 of my favourite porny shorts - because who doesn’t love a good blast of smut in their lives every now and again?
Heat by
comet91 (Bottom!Jensen)
Words: 2072
Author’s Warnings: Knotting, dub-con of the ‘pheramones mean we need to fuck now’ variety
Summary: Jared and Jensen are trapped in an elevator, Jensen acts really anxious and Jared thinks it’s because he’s claustrophobic but then Jared realizes Jensen’s in heat and wants to get out of there, but the pheromones take over both of them.
I was curious about the idea of “knotting” as I kept hearing it come up in various discussions. So one day I randomly clicked on this story, and well, let’s just say that I haven’t looked back! It’s the one knotting fic I use to try and convince my friends to give the kink a go. There’s no bestiality, just two hot guys stuck in an elevator and more come than you can swallow. It’s needy and kind of sweet. And it is totally worth the five minutes it takes to read and the 5 hours it takes to regain all thought that isn’t “Why can’t that be me?!”
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Missed a Spot by
dragonspell (Bottom!Jensen)
Words: 3095
Author’s Warnings: Cross-dressing, roleplaying
Summary: Of all the games that he and Jensen played, this was Jared’s absolute favourite. “The things I put up with,” Jensen grumbled but gamely stepped into position and bent over to run his black and white feather duster over the bottom shelf of the bookcase. The tiny, frilly skirt of the French maid outfit that he was wearing slid upwards over his thighs to show the lace-edged white panties underneath and Jared groaned as he stared at the soft curve of Jensen’s balls held securely in the silk.
Jensen. In. White. Silk. Panties.
Need I say more?
I actually would say more but my brain has exploded…which happens every time I read this fic. You have been warned.
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Anything You Want by
neros_violin (Bottom!Jared)
Words: 3700
Author’s Warnings: D/s if you squint, first time bottoming, bare-backing
Summary: Jared wants it bad.
I don’t mind who bottoms and who tops, or even if they switch it up within a fic, but I also cannot lie: I really, really love Bottom!Jared. There is just something about the idea of that long, lean, tan body stretched out and wide open that makes me blush. This fic has a great balance of D/s and loving, trusting relationship (which in my humble opinion is what makes a great D/s fic in the first place). Plus it’s insanely hot. You should go and read it…preferably somewhere quiet and alone, like your bunk.
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On the Phone by
twogreatminds (Bottom!Jensen)
Words: Not nearly enough
Author’s Warnings: None supplied
(This is basically just porn with some food kink thrown in for good measure, oh and rimming if that bothers you).
Summary: None supplied
I’ve read hundreds and hundreds of J2 fics of all lengths, and featuring all variety of kinks, but hands down this one comes close to being the hottest. There is something incredibly dirty about it, as you’ll see when you read it (although what I will say is that like Jensen, I now struggle to look at butter without thinking thoughts that probably shouldn’t be thought around dairy products).
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On the beach you’ll find them there (in the sun and salty air) by
queerly_it_is (Bottom!Jared) (Jared/Jensen/Misha)
Words: 1800
Author’s Warnings: comeplay, dirty talk, sloppy seconds, threesome! fic
Summary: Jensen, Jared and Misha are on a private beach. Jared is being far too much of a tease, Misha and Jensen teach him a lesson.
I normally prefer my J2 getting it on with just each other, but every now and again something epic like this comes along. There is sand. There is Jared in the ocean. There is dirty talking Jensen. There is a lot of come. And then there is evil-genius Misha. So really, what’s not to love?
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I hope you enjoy these fics as much as I do, and I’d really love to hear what some of your favourites are, so hit me up in the comments!