Fic Quotes #2
Pairings/etc., in this post: Wincest, Destiel, gen, J2
"I fight actual monsters all day, I'm not gonna fight my own dick too. Man's gotta have some downtime."
-- Second Map of the World, candle_beck, (Dean/Sam)
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Dean feels like he's in a Mad Max movie, which is awesome
-- The Elko County Adventure, (LJ)candle_beck, (Dean/Sam)
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And Sam would take himself off to the car with great dignity, for all the world like a tiny mafia boss who’d negotiated a settlement between rival gangs.
-- Four Things John Winchester Learned to Appreciate About Lego (and one he would have if he'd only known), ariadnes_string, (gen)
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"So I'm going to have you pressing all up against me, crowding behind me in small spaces, while you're not wearing pants?" Jensen grabs two lab coats from the closet by the door, one for himself and a huge one for Jared.
"Best rescue mission ever," Jared says, lips crooked mischievously as he pulls his on over his naked body, buttoning it up. It does very little for his non-existent modesty.
-- We Flow Together (Once and Forever), balefully, (Jared/Jensen)
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Cas is half-asleep on Dean's shoulder by the end of the movie, and Sam looks over Cas's dark mess of hair and says, "This is probably really fucked up, but I'm really happy for you two, you know?"
"Sam, seriously," Dean tells him, pained.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Sam apologizes, smirking. "Was that feelings? Do you have a rash?"
From Dean's shoulder, Cas says, "Both of you, shut the fuck up," and after the shock wears off, Dean decides it's the best, most amazing God damn thing that has ever happened, and no amount of sulking Sam does is going to rub the shine off of that moment. Ever.
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" - and despite my best efforts I still love you," Cas is still shouting, "and it is completely, totally awful. I haven't been sleeping. I stayed up all night watching something called The Soup last night, and frankly, I'm not convinced humanity is worth saving anymore, and - "
--The Girlfriend Experience, rageprufrock at AO3, (Dean/Cas)
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wham, bam, thank you Sam
--The Blinds are Open and Anybody Might See, tabaqui, (Dean/Sam)
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"We can't sleep in the car."
Dean set the parking brake, flicking the lights off. "Why not?"
Sam goggled. "Are you serious?"
Dean said nothing, which Sam translated as, 'Fine. Rip me a new one, dude.'
"He could open the door and wander off while we're sleeping and get run over by a Pepsi truck," Sam listed off. "He could roll over and fall on something sharp and damage his spine and become a quadriplegic. He could find a way into the trunk and shoot himself in the-what?"
Both Dean and Danny were staring at him in utter silence.
"Nothing. Just... a Pepsi truck?" asked Dean patronizingly, patting Danny's head. "C'mon, kid, let's leave Mommy alone so she can find her testicles."
"What are-"
"I'll tell you when you're older."
--Emo, (FNFF)~hidingduh, (Dean/Sam)
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Dean has to stop himself from pulling over and throwing his annoying little brother into the Gulf of Mexico. It almost feels like old times.
-- Redemption Road Ep. 10, electricskeptic and swordofmymouth, (Dean/Cas)
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It's a candy-coated bullet to the brain
--http://bewaretheides15.livejournal.com/46213.htmlTrue and Unbroken, bewaretheides15, (Dean/Sam)
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From the outside, they must look insane; two grown guys getting dirty with pie by the light of a kung-fu movie and it’s going to be all kinds of sticky and gross later and Sam just seriously doesn’t give a fuck.
-- Thankful, bewaretheides15, (Dean/Sam)
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Sam felt moderately more human with some coffee in him, though he had to give himself a mental pep talk to get through the actual eating part - 'You are a mighty paranormal hunter. You have faced down vampires and werewolves and demons and you are not about to be beaten by scrambled eggs. Formidable though they are'.
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Dean gave her his usual 'I'd fuck you over the counter right now' smile
-- This New Sin, bewaretheides15, (Dean/Sam)
"I fight actual monsters all day, I'm not gonna fight my own dick too. Man's gotta have some downtime."
-- Second Map of the World, candle_beck, (Dean/Sam)
===
Dean feels like he's in a Mad Max movie, which is awesome
-- The Elko County Adventure, (LJ)candle_beck, (Dean/Sam)
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And Sam would take himself off to the car with great dignity, for all the world like a tiny mafia boss who’d negotiated a settlement between rival gangs.
-- Four Things John Winchester Learned to Appreciate About Lego (and one he would have if he'd only known), ariadnes_string, (gen)
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"So I'm going to have you pressing all up against me, crowding behind me in small spaces, while you're not wearing pants?" Jensen grabs two lab coats from the closet by the door, one for himself and a huge one for Jared.
"Best rescue mission ever," Jared says, lips crooked mischievously as he pulls his on over his naked body, buttoning it up. It does very little for his non-existent modesty.
-- We Flow Together (Once and Forever), balefully, (Jared/Jensen)
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Cas is half-asleep on Dean's shoulder by the end of the movie, and Sam looks over Cas's dark mess of hair and says, "This is probably really fucked up, but I'm really happy for you two, you know?"
"Sam, seriously," Dean tells him, pained.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Sam apologizes, smirking. "Was that feelings? Do you have a rash?"
From Dean's shoulder, Cas says, "Both of you, shut the fuck up," and after the shock wears off, Dean decides it's the best, most amazing God damn thing that has ever happened, and no amount of sulking Sam does is going to rub the shine off of that moment. Ever.
--
" - and despite my best efforts I still love you," Cas is still shouting, "and it is completely, totally awful. I haven't been sleeping. I stayed up all night watching something called The Soup last night, and frankly, I'm not convinced humanity is worth saving anymore, and - "
--The Girlfriend Experience, rageprufrock at AO3, (Dean/Cas)
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wham, bam, thank you Sam
--The Blinds are Open and Anybody Might See, tabaqui, (Dean/Sam)
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"We can't sleep in the car."
Dean set the parking brake, flicking the lights off. "Why not?"
Sam goggled. "Are you serious?"
Dean said nothing, which Sam translated as, 'Fine. Rip me a new one, dude.'
"He could open the door and wander off while we're sleeping and get run over by a Pepsi truck," Sam listed off. "He could roll over and fall on something sharp and damage his spine and become a quadriplegic. He could find a way into the trunk and shoot himself in the-what?"
Both Dean and Danny were staring at him in utter silence.
"Nothing. Just... a Pepsi truck?" asked Dean patronizingly, patting Danny's head. "C'mon, kid, let's leave Mommy alone so she can find her testicles."
"What are-"
"I'll tell you when you're older."
--Emo, (FNFF)~hidingduh, (Dean/Sam)
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Dean has to stop himself from pulling over and throwing his annoying little brother into the Gulf of Mexico. It almost feels like old times.
-- Redemption Road Ep. 10, electricskeptic and swordofmymouth, (Dean/Cas)
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It's a candy-coated bullet to the brain
--http://bewaretheides15.livejournal.com/46213.htmlTrue and Unbroken, bewaretheides15, (Dean/Sam)
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From the outside, they must look insane; two grown guys getting dirty with pie by the light of a kung-fu movie and it’s going to be all kinds of sticky and gross later and Sam just seriously doesn’t give a fuck.
-- Thankful, bewaretheides15, (Dean/Sam)
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Sam felt moderately more human with some coffee in him, though he had to give himself a mental pep talk to get through the actual eating part - 'You are a mighty paranormal hunter. You have faced down vampires and werewolves and demons and you are not about to be beaten by scrambled eggs. Formidable though they are'.
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Dean gave her his usual 'I'd fuck you over the counter right now' smile
-- This New Sin, bewaretheides15, (Dean/Sam)