Fic Quotes #4
Pairings this post: gen, Team Free Love, implied Michael/Lucifer, Destiel, Wincest, Dean/Cas/Sam/Lucifer
Sam was bitchy when he was concussed, Castiel noted absently. He did not remark on the phenomenon.
The young man tapped his fork irritably on his plastic plate. "This sucks. I hate being stuck here. I hate this hospital. This bed hurts my back. I don't even like stroganoff."
"It looks rather like intestines," Castiel said, nodding in agreement.
Dean giggled fuzzily into his tie, and Sam made a face and put his fork down. "Well, that certainly killed what little appetite I had. Thanks, man."
"You are welcome."
-- The Mouths of Children, maychorian, (gen)
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As Sam settled back into his seat, sucking the lime provocatively, Gabriel said, "I have never met a pair of brothers gayer for each other than you two. And that's saying something. I grew up with Michael and Lucifer."
-- Salt, Tequila and Lime, wallmakerrelict, (Gabriel/Sam/Castiel/Dean, implied Michael/Lucifer)
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"You're totally pouting! Is this over the goddamn pony?"
"I liked it."
"But...it's for a girl, Cas!"
"I do not believe that we should be collaborating with the media to propagate reductive gender stereotyping. There is nothing inherently feminine about cooking, or cleaning, or liking flowers, or playing with ponies. Nor is there anything inherently masculine about playing with Lego or using weapons. Although there are obvious phallic undertones to toys such as the Lightsaber and the Supersoaker, admittedly. Nevertheless, I do not believe that these artificially constructed gender identities do any good, and I do not see the value of trying to indoctrinate our child with these concepts. Particularly given the nontraditional nature of our family."
--The Adventures of John Gabriel Winchester, Messiah Part 6: The Art of Shopping, (AO3)FayJay, (Dean/Cas)
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Sam pulls him in until his back is flush against Sam’s chest and kisses his neck. “Missed having nights like this,” he says, sleepy and warm.
Dean smiles to himself, then scoffs for his brother’s benefit. “You’ve got this biggest vagina of any girl I’ve ever dated, Sammy.”
“Probably the biggest dick, too.”
Dean chuckles lightly into his brother’s arm. “Definitely the biggest ego.”
--
Shitshitshitshitshitshit, one half of his brain repeated. The other half replied, shut the fuck up, I’m trying to concentrate.
-- Antioch, Illinois, cherie_morte at infatuated_ink, (Sam/Dean)
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"[...] Holy shit, Sam, is that a fucking wand?"
"What? No! This is the sacred rod of Miktarva. It has nothing to do with fucking. Oh, God, please tell me this hasn't been up your ass."
"Not recently."
"Not recent- Dean! You need to stop using my relics as sex toys. It's like your ass has kleptomania."
"Hey!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend your ass? Quit touching my stuff!"
"In case you hadn't noticed, we're in Hell, Sam. The big fiery pit that you happen to be the goddamn king of. Everything is your stuff! Even my dick's got 'Property of Sam' stamped on it."
"I thought you liked the personalized cock ring..."
"Aw, don't look at me like that. I thought the whole pout thing got squashed when you went all demon Messiah on my ass. The Antichrist should not have puppy-dog eyes."
-- Pirouetting in the Netherworld, bertee, (Sam/Dean)
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“Oh,” Castiel says, and he can almost feel the momentum of his thoughts crashing, like a magnificent six-car pile-up at the back of his mind.
--A Graying Tower, Alone on the Sea,
scaramouche, (Dean/Cas)
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Sam wants to object. He wants to stand true to his principles.
On the other hand, there's an erect dick not a foot away from his watering mouth and while it's true that sex doesn't solve anything, it's… what was he saying? Never mind.
-- Guys Do Make Passes (At Guys Who Wear Glasses), thehighwaywoman, (Sam/Dean)
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"You've been watching Mythbusters again haven't you?"
"Dean made me," Gabriel protests.
Sam pokes him with his now empty stick.
Gabriel huffs out a breath like Sam just won't stop.
"Fine, I may be neglecting heavenly duties to watch people on television make things explode in amusing ways. Dean's a bad influence."
"You're a bad influence," Sam reminds him.
"Dean encourages me."
Sam frowns at him. Because he's fairly sure this is going to turn into another discussion about how he's the responsible parent again if he's not careful. He doesn't always want to be the responsible parent in the relationship.
"Sam, you're sharing a bed with two angels and your brother. You should get a fucking medal for being the responsible one."
-- Fireworks, entangled_now at libraryofsol, (Gabriel/Sam/Dean/Castiel)
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"You don't sleep," Dean mutters quietly, in answer to a question Sam never heard.
"I'm currently investigating the merits of sleep," Lucifer protests. In that smooth, deep voice that suggests if anyone disturbs him he will be investigating the merits of making them regret it. Painfully.
-- Future Imperfect, entangled_now at libraryofsol, (Dean/Cas/Sam/Lucifer)
From the comments of Future Imprefect:
(LJ)cybel: Hee! Who would choose the apocalypse over sex with Winchesters?
(LJ)entangled_now: I like to think a sensible person would choose sex with the Winchesters. After all, you can only destroy the world once :D
Sam was bitchy when he was concussed, Castiel noted absently. He did not remark on the phenomenon.
The young man tapped his fork irritably on his plastic plate. "This sucks. I hate being stuck here. I hate this hospital. This bed hurts my back. I don't even like stroganoff."
"It looks rather like intestines," Castiel said, nodding in agreement.
Dean giggled fuzzily into his tie, and Sam made a face and put his fork down. "Well, that certainly killed what little appetite I had. Thanks, man."
"You are welcome."
-- The Mouths of Children, maychorian, (gen)
===
As Sam settled back into his seat, sucking the lime provocatively, Gabriel said, "I have never met a pair of brothers gayer for each other than you two. And that's saying something. I grew up with Michael and Lucifer."
-- Salt, Tequila and Lime, wallmakerrelict, (Gabriel/Sam/Castiel/Dean, implied Michael/Lucifer)
===
"You're totally pouting! Is this over the goddamn pony?"
"I liked it."
"But...it's for a girl, Cas!"
"I do not believe that we should be collaborating with the media to propagate reductive gender stereotyping. There is nothing inherently feminine about cooking, or cleaning, or liking flowers, or playing with ponies. Nor is there anything inherently masculine about playing with Lego or using weapons. Although there are obvious phallic undertones to toys such as the Lightsaber and the Supersoaker, admittedly. Nevertheless, I do not believe that these artificially constructed gender identities do any good, and I do not see the value of trying to indoctrinate our child with these concepts. Particularly given the nontraditional nature of our family."
--The Adventures of John Gabriel Winchester, Messiah Part 6: The Art of Shopping, (AO3)FayJay, (Dean/Cas)
===
Sam pulls him in until his back is flush against Sam’s chest and kisses his neck. “Missed having nights like this,” he says, sleepy and warm.
Dean smiles to himself, then scoffs for his brother’s benefit. “You’ve got this biggest vagina of any girl I’ve ever dated, Sammy.”
“Probably the biggest dick, too.”
Dean chuckles lightly into his brother’s arm. “Definitely the biggest ego.”
--
Shitshitshitshitshitshit, one half of his brain repeated. The other half replied, shut the fuck up, I’m trying to concentrate.
-- Antioch, Illinois, cherie_morte at infatuated_ink, (Sam/Dean)
===
"[...] Holy shit, Sam, is that a fucking wand?"
"What? No! This is the sacred rod of Miktarva. It has nothing to do with fucking. Oh, God, please tell me this hasn't been up your ass."
"Not recently."
"Not recent- Dean! You need to stop using my relics as sex toys. It's like your ass has kleptomania."
"Hey!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend your ass? Quit touching my stuff!"
"In case you hadn't noticed, we're in Hell, Sam. The big fiery pit that you happen to be the goddamn king of. Everything is your stuff! Even my dick's got 'Property of Sam' stamped on it."
"I thought you liked the personalized cock ring..."
"Aw, don't look at me like that. I thought the whole pout thing got squashed when you went all demon Messiah on my ass. The Antichrist should not have puppy-dog eyes."
-- Pirouetting in the Netherworld, bertee, (Sam/Dean)
===
“Oh,” Castiel says, and he can almost feel the momentum of his thoughts crashing, like a magnificent six-car pile-up at the back of his mind.
--A Graying Tower, Alone on the Sea,
scaramouche, (Dean/Cas)
===
Sam wants to object. He wants to stand true to his principles.
On the other hand, there's an erect dick not a foot away from his watering mouth and while it's true that sex doesn't solve anything, it's… what was he saying? Never mind.
-- Guys Do Make Passes (At Guys Who Wear Glasses), thehighwaywoman, (Sam/Dean)
===
"You've been watching Mythbusters again haven't you?"
"Dean made me," Gabriel protests.
Sam pokes him with his now empty stick.
Gabriel huffs out a breath like Sam just won't stop.
"Fine, I may be neglecting heavenly duties to watch people on television make things explode in amusing ways. Dean's a bad influence."
"You're a bad influence," Sam reminds him.
"Dean encourages me."
Sam frowns at him. Because he's fairly sure this is going to turn into another discussion about how he's the responsible parent again if he's not careful. He doesn't always want to be the responsible parent in the relationship.
"Sam, you're sharing a bed with two angels and your brother. You should get a fucking medal for being the responsible one."
-- Fireworks, entangled_now at libraryofsol, (Gabriel/Sam/Dean/Castiel)
===
"You don't sleep," Dean mutters quietly, in answer to a question Sam never heard.
"I'm currently investigating the merits of sleep," Lucifer protests. In that smooth, deep voice that suggests if anyone disturbs him he will be investigating the merits of making them regret it. Painfully.
-- Future Imperfect, entangled_now at libraryofsol, (Dean/Cas/Sam/Lucifer)
From the comments of Future Imprefect:
(LJ)cybel: Hee! Who would choose the apocalypse over sex with Winchesters?
(LJ)entangled_now: I like to think a sensible person would choose sex with the Winchesters. After all, you can only destroy the world once :D