"The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts all on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts he stole the tarts and took them clean away.
The King of Hearts called for the tarts and beat the Knave full sore
The Knave of Hearts brought back the tarts and
vowed he'd steal no more.Not one. But two ( Read more... )

"Little girl, little girl, where have you been?"
"Gathering roses to give to the Queen."
"Little girl, little girl, what gave she you?"
"She gave me a diamond as big as my shoe."

Poor widdle fangs.

[Filtered to Inmates]

Who else has a vamp for a Warden?

What lovely people we have aboard this piece of shit. So many ideas and games and desires. Really, how can anyone be fucking bored?

Now abideth faith, hope, and love, even these three; but the greatest of these is love.

What's the final count, hm? Anyone know?

[ And she cackles, likely Luigi and Christabella can hear. ]

So I was happy when the cunt wife left, leaving me with only Nick for a neighbor. But then Smokes left too. And then the silence and lack of neighbor was replaced with the LOUD FUCK ( and she screams this as she writes it, just so Luigi can hear her ) who calls himself Luigi and lost his precious knife. Thanks, Barge!

PAVI!

( For Baby's eyes only, bitches. )

Inmate Firefly apologizes sincerely to Doctor Martha Jones for using her medical supplies on her in a torturous manner and nearly killing her. Twice. I'm also sorry for involving the Master and Nick, as it only spreads the horror that much further.

( Santa baby, gimme gimme gimme )

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What the fuck kind of get up is this? Fuckin' pigs are the last thing I see and then I'm suddenly on this piece of shit with you retards, all crying about goddamn nothin ( Read more... )

A NEEDLE AND THREAD:

Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye,
And a long tail which she let fly;
And every time she went through a gap,
A bit of her tail she left in a trap.

Where...where did they all go? Alex, Tommy, the Master...their rooms are kind of lacking the fucks. Hell, even Wings seems to have left. These, uh, permanent deaths or graduations or what the fuck?

Harvey, when the fuck we doing dinner?

( Private )