Fic: Matters of Size
Matters of Size
by misscam
Summary: Uhura is informed, Kirk is curious, Spock is not telling and McCoy wishes he didn't know. [Spock/Uhura, implied Kirk/McCoy]
Rating: Mature. Frank sexual discussions and implications.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, just my words.
Author's Note: This is just silly. And probably very immature. Um, sorry? I blame this entirely on my crude and frank Northern Norwegian upbringing.
( The day the entire Enterprise ended up speculating about Vulcan penis size actually did start normal enough, strange as it may sound. )
by misscam
Summary: Uhura is informed, Kirk is curious, Spock is not telling and McCoy wishes he didn't know. [Spock/Uhura, implied Kirk/McCoy]
Rating: Mature. Frank sexual discussions and implications.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, just my words.
Author's Note: This is just silly. And probably very immature. Um, sorry? I blame this entirely on my crude and frank Northern Norwegian upbringing.
( The day the entire Enterprise ended up speculating about Vulcan penis size actually did start normal enough, strange as it may sound. )