faux-update!
IN THE LAST 30 DAYS, HAVE YOU: (check all that apply)
(X) made a wish
(X) tied your shoes
(X) eaten cake
(_) signed a contract
(X) made something explode
(X) directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry
(X) sent something through the US mail
(X) been very angry
(_) gone a day without eating
(_) stolen something you considered "insignificant"
(X) watched more than three different television shows
(_) prayed
(X) had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
(X) been intoxicated by any substance
(_) thrown up
(X) gotten paid
(_) gone a night without sleeping
(_) broken something you like by accident
(X) envied someone very strongly
(X) finished an artistic project
(_) hated
(_) fucked
(X) made very loud noise
(_) made noise that was too loud
(X) given a thumbs up
(_) agreed to go to Highland Park, CA within the next week (wtf?) (I second that, Lauren)
(X) slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own
(X) sampled
(_) listened to Pat Benatar's "Love Is a Battlefield
(_) been drunk.
(_) smoked pot.
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(_) rode in a taxi.
(X) been dumped.
(_) been fired.
(_) been in a fist fight.
(_) had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
Wow, this survey makes me feel so innocent and clean...