Me:Why didn't you wait for everyone else to leave?
Abexy:Because I had to take the transsexual home.\
Me:...Oh.

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Teh Par-tee!

well, dear me, it's been a long time since I updated. well, other than posting random videos or pictures. A real post. Heartfelt. From the, uh, heart. One that you can read and think "wow, that person has feelings". Doubt that'll start tonight. I have been having a good few days. Spent a lot of time with danika (girlfriend) and went to a ( Read more... )

Random pics

Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.

...most artfully done and highest quality textbook vandalism EVER. Bar NONE.


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teehee

You Are 25 Years Old

25

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

This song, created by the parents of a 4 year old girl, is called "Snappy the Crocodile", and ever since a major German DJ discovered it, it's been the #1 song on German charts. Utter genius...

Original

Pop Remix