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work quote of the day

"my mother never owned a komodo dragon you crazy motherfucker"

it would have been way better if it wasn't me saying it tho!

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because she already has a Gila monster, right

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context plz

don't even joke she might have

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my coworker was asking me all these questions about what my mom has taken care of/owned

"ocelot?"
"are you insane"
"kangaroo?"
"where the hell would you get a kangaroo in texas in the 70s"
"bobcats?"
"yes, two"

Re: don't even joke she might have

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"where the hell would you get a kangaroo in texas in the 70s"

YOU'D BE SURPRISED

is this the same coworker who called dibs on the woman whose liver and spleen broke up's shift

Re: don't even joke she might have

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AHAHAHA TRUE. she had a friend with a tiger too

ahahaha no that is someone else. this is a coworker i actually like. she's the older lesbian i petsit for.

the one who called dibs i would not talk about my mom with, even if it was an anecdote about grocery shopping lol