1) What author do you own the most books by?
Probably Margaret Atwood, Neil Gaiman, or Kurt Vonnegut. Excluding comics.
2) What book do you own the most copies of?
Ummmmm, I think I mostly just have one copy of everything?
3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
lol nah
4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
I am in soul-mate with Ianto Jones, but he's TV not books. Uh, I am in soul-mate with Sam Clay forever.
5) What book have you read the most times in your life (excluding picture books read to children, i.e. "Goodnight Moon" does not count)?
Lord of the Rings.
6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
Lord of the Rings ;n;
7) What is the worst book you've read in the past year?
Change of Heart >:(
8) What is the best book you've read in the past year?
The Year of the Flood, probably. Or Tipping the Velvet.
9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
Gunn's Golden Rules BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING
10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for Literature?
not well-read enough to say :/
11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. I WANT THIS PROJECT TO HAPPEN
12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
I would now like to post-movie nominate The Golden Compass because the adaptation was terrible.
13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
oh god i have a lot of media dreams. once neil gaiman met me in a movie theater. it was weird.
14) What is the most lowbrow book you've read as an adult?
some book i found in the basement about a newspaper writer finding love and playing poker with her friends, idk it was terrible and the only thing i can think of atm
15) What is the most difficult book you've ever read?
Les Miserables and I am only 3/4 of the way through.
16) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you've seen?
I've only read everything but watching a film of Romeo and Juliet in school.
17) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
ummmm idk i am equally fond tbqh.
18) Roth or Updike?
neither tbqh
19) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?
eggers
20) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?
chaucer
21) Austen or Eliot?
austen
22) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
EVERYTHING tbqh. i tend to reread things i discovered when young instead of reading classics or newer works, and i need to stop that because it's a bad habit
23) What is your favorite novel?
lotr
24) Play?
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead
25) Poem?
a supermarket in california
26) Essay?
IDKKKK i like That's Revolting!
27) Short story?
lol idek
28) Work of nonfiction?
do autobiographies count? i am v fond of the naked civil servant
29) Who is your favorite writer?
i cannot shush quiet
30) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
ugh so many. i h8 jodi picoult forever for having to read that terrible book
31) What is your desert island book?
ughhhhh lotr ;n;
32) And what are you reading right now?
pride and prejudice