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[spoinky]

How to please a woman?
Love her,
die for her,
take her to dinner,
miss the football for her,
buy her jewellery,
be interested in what she has to say...

How to please a man?
Show up naked,
bring beer...

This is from a card my mother bought for me.
Should I be worried? Read between the lines? (What is between the lines?)
What's going on?

Comments

[happytraveller]

From anyone else it would be okay but your mum?

[spoinky]

yes, well, I suppose retirement and senile dementia can have strange reprecussions

[_vanityinblack]

I think everyone in my family is going a bit bonkers.

Hey, the card does tell at least some truth, in regards to some men. But in regards to women - it's got us all figured out. Damn, and we thought we could carry on with the charade of the enigma.