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Dear Brain,

Please stop trying to convince me in my sleep that having kids is about as easy as having a cat. It's not the same at all and I refuse to fall for your Trix (which I do know, are just for kids).

Love,
me

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On FB, creeping folks out. :D

I just had a very nice 30 minute conversation with two Korean girls from the Church of God.
In POLAND.
WTF?

Honestly though, there's a snowstorm out, so I feel real bad for them more then anything else.

I'm going to be happily agnostic though, thanks.

I'd be 500% more efficient if it wasn't for my short, hey look at that....

I love how for most of my day I need to steal the interwebs connection for long enough to make some sort of deeply moving post on my LJ about things that are all sorts of fun, and then I get the connection and my mind does this:
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Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.
-Fyodor Dostoevsky

So yesterday I had a dream where I attended my uncle's funeral, which was fun.
Today I dreamed about two of my really emotionally "influential" exes.

Who did I piss off?

Hopefully there's enough coffee to fix this now.