Soul Eater Chapter 61 (Contains Spoilers! D:)
WTF NO KID?? AGAIN, OHKUBO??? Ugh >_>; Fine, I'll talk about it anyway, but you better give me some Book-Limbo pownage next time, damn it! >:(
I would like to start off with the most epic mind-fuck of the series, Justin Killed BJ.
That's right, JUSTIN. KILLED. BJ. AND HE IS AN EFFING PSYCHO!!!!1 That's like... Pooh bear turning around and stabbing Tigger in the chest and playing some death metal and skipping away. WHAT A TWIST!! D:
...... I'm gonna give everyone a minute to register that...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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OKAY! MOVING ON!
Gircco's back Yay! :D The "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!" Made me lawl. :P
OMFG It's official, Shinigami is on crack.. or ecstasy it's hard to tell.... HEY! Maybe he's like... 5 coked up midgets in a cloak!! I mean seriously your kid just got om nom nom'd by a BOOK and you're all like "WAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!" Haha, but that's why he's awesome, in a psychedelic... sort of way.
Jeezus, Angela, that was so depressing ;__; Or as Ohkubo would describe-- (.........) Damn ellipses..
SOURU AND BURAKKU SUTAA ARE BF4EVAR :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice job on his "sad" face, Ohkubo-sama. :O
STILL NO KID :(
Oh God, yes, hawt new uniforms are hawt.
Maka: "Soooo, Kid got gobbled up by a book owned by a guy with a sexual fetish for rare objects... ?"
Liz: "... Pretty much, yeah." *Is super calm, lol.*
Patti: " YEAH, AND KID WUZ ALL LIEK 'AAAAAAAAAGYAYAGAGHAYTHESYMMETRYAGGAGAAGAAA!!!1111111ONE!!1' AND IT WAZ ALL LIEKZ 'OM NOM NOM NOMSHINIGAMIRAPEGOBBLEZOM NOM!!!!111!!!!'"
Maka: "Oh....."
....... What do you mean that's not what they said?
Oh well, it's Justin time. D:
Yeah, so Justin has gone batshit on us... yay? Wait, why the hell is he playing that hardcore, beat the person next to you with a blunt object, and rawk out like a BAMF Kishin Shipper music on full blast if he's supposed to be on tha down-low and WTF is that robot clown thing and how did he get a big-assed speaker on that coff---- HOLY SHIT IT'S STEIN AND MARIE MAKING A DRAMATIC, HOODED ENTRANCE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Wait.. what was I saying... ? Oh it doesn't matter anymore because that dramatic pose was teh sex (WTF?.. <3) OH SNAP JUSTIN U BOUT TO GET OWNED!!!! D:
Also, It seems Justin has traded in his mellow Styx- Come Sail Away music for some kind of hardcore bodies hit the floor action, which is what I deduced from the change of "Da da Daa da daaaaaaaaa" to "DO DO DO DOOOOO (KILL YOURSELF) DO DO DO." And Holy shit sticks that is the scariest smile I have ever seen, EVER. Screw that prairie dog, Justin has the eyes of a soulless, dead child.... on smack..... I mean look at it!!!!:
F**KING LOOK AT IT D:!!!!!!!!!!
I hope I don't traumatize anyone with this entry.... But, back to my random comments.
OMG Stein is bringing out Marie's weapon form!! Yaaaa--- OMFG WTF IS THAT?!?!
WHAT THE RAINBOW-FLAVORED HELL IS THAT??!?!
IT LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CORK SCREW!!!
Look out Justin, Stein is gonna insert his weapon into to you and totally twist open your--... Oh... that sounded wrong.. I'm sorry world, I'm sorry. .___. .. Holy crap, now it looks like a tonfa, oh well it's better than a suggestive corkscrew. And Justin got BETCH SLAPPED. YEAH! :D Ah, but poor Psycho-Justin, I would be pretty pissed off too if I got owned by a (n awesome) guy wearing a lab coat in the middle of the fucking desert... with a sexified corkscrew-morphing-WTF-Tonfa-stick........ thing.
Goddammit, Ohkubo, God DAMN IT! WHY?
You and your child molesting books, and your coked up Shinigami midget hybrids, and your unnecessary amount of ellipses, and your random plot twists, and your lack of Kid in so many chapters, you know what he should do? He should go and just put a random picture of Kid in a panel on a random page for no frikkin reason, that would probably make people less pissed and it would get the fangirls to stop making so much NoahxKid fanart to appease there loneliness due to the absence of his OCD goth cowboy Godliness, and also, you know who seriously needs a haircu-- WTF DID JUSTIN JUST SUCK HIMSELF INTO A PIECE OF EIBON-BOOK PAPER?! WTF???... Oh, wait, what was I just... ?-- O-.... Oh, and it burst into flames, wow.. what's next? Is he gonna pass by Kid in book-limbo (OMG BOOK-RAPE! D:) and then Justin's gonna pull a guitar out of his ass and they're gonna sing songs about symmetry and cheese and rainbows and how Noah finds inanimate objects to be sexually appealing and how they both enjoy doing erotic poses-(**Oh come on! don't tell me you didn't see it? Who else does this so blatantly?!... Oh that's right... that guy... But enough stripper-talk.**)- Where was I?!! OH YES!- with the excuse of it's a "fighting style" or a "worship.. stance... ?" Huh?! HUH??! Because this is some Charlie the Unicorn shit right here.........
OMFG JUSTIN N' KID SING-A-LONG TIME!
KID-KUN YOU LOOK SO DOWN WITH YOU'RE BIG SHARP EYES AND YOUR PISSED OFF FROWN, I KNOW WHAT'LL WASH YOUR SAD AWAAAAAAAAAAY~~~!!!
T_T
JUST PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EEEAAARRR!!
BUT IT WON'T BE SYMMETRICAL!
THEN GET ANOTHER F**KING BANANA INTO BOTH OF YOUR EARS!
OKAY! :D
IT'S TRUE!
IT HURTS!
STFU!!! D8<
OKAY! O_O;;
YEAH, SO TRUE~! ONCE THEY'RE IN SYMMETRY WILL BE BESTOWED ON YOU, SO PUT SOME F**KING SYMMETRICAL BANANAS IN YOUR MOTHER F**KING OCD EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~!!!!!11111 *Book-Explosion*
.............................. Oh..... and Shinigami-sama makes the Shinigami-Elite-Beat-Agents-- I mean Shinigami-Elite-Brat-Corps or... something. I spaced out with all the singing, sorry.
This isn't over Ohkubo, I'll see you next month you Kid-depriving mind rapist! D:
Oh and some backstory on Kid would be nice as well, please and thank you. :)
.... And No, I will not stop with the book-references people, I will not stop.
Thanks for reading this long, random whatever this is :D
I would like to start off with the most epic mind-fuck of the series, Justin Killed BJ.
That's right, JUSTIN. KILLED. BJ. AND HE IS AN EFFING PSYCHO!!!!1 That's like... Pooh bear turning around and stabbing Tigger in the chest and playing some death metal and skipping away. WHAT A TWIST!! D:
...... I'm gonna give everyone a minute to register that...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................
.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
OKAY! MOVING ON!
Gircco's back Yay! :D The "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!" Made me lawl. :P
OMFG It's official, Shinigami is on crack.. or ecstasy it's hard to tell.... HEY! Maybe he's like... 5 coked up midgets in a cloak!! I mean seriously your kid just got om nom nom'd by a BOOK and you're all like "WAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!" Haha, but that's why he's awesome, in a psychedelic... sort of way.
Jeezus, Angela, that was so depressing ;__; Or as Ohkubo would describe-- (.........) Damn ellipses..
SOURU AND BURAKKU SUTAA ARE BF4EVAR :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice job on his "sad" face, Ohkubo-sama. :O
STILL NO KID :(
Oh God, yes, hawt new uniforms are hawt.
Maka: "Soooo, Kid got gobbled up by a book owned by a guy with a sexual fetish for rare objects... ?"
Liz: "... Pretty much, yeah." *Is super calm, lol.*
Patti: " YEAH, AND KID WUZ ALL LIEK 'AAAAAAAAAGYAYAGAGHAYTHESYMMETRYAGGAGAAGAAA!!!1111111ONE!!1' AND IT WAZ ALL LIEKZ 'OM NOM NOM NOMSHINIGAMIRAPEGOBBLEZOM NOM!!!!111!!!!'"
Maka: "Oh....."
....... What do you mean that's not what they said?
Oh well, it's Justin time. D:
Yeah, so Justin has gone batshit on us... yay? Wait, why the hell is he playing that hardcore, beat the person next to you with a blunt object, and rawk out like a BAMF Kishin Shipper music on full blast if he's supposed to be on tha down-low and WTF is that robot clown thing and how did he get a big-assed speaker on that coff---- HOLY SHIT IT'S STEIN AND MARIE MAKING A DRAMATIC, HOODED ENTRANCE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Wait.. what was I saying... ? Oh it doesn't matter anymore because that dramatic pose was teh sex (WTF?.. <3) OH SNAP JUSTIN U BOUT TO GET OWNED!!!! D:
Also, It seems Justin has traded in his mellow Styx- Come Sail Away music for some kind of hardcore bodies hit the floor action, which is what I deduced from the change of "Da da Daa da daaaaaaaaa" to "DO DO DO DOOOOO (KILL YOURSELF) DO DO DO." And Holy shit sticks that is the scariest smile I have ever seen, EVER. Screw that prairie dog, Justin has the eyes of a soulless, dead child.... on smack..... I mean look at it!!!!:
F**KING LOOK AT IT D:!!!!!!!!!!
I hope I don't traumatize anyone with this entry.... But, back to my random comments.
OMG Stein is bringing out Marie's weapon form!! Yaaaa--- OMFG WTF IS THAT?!?!
WHAT THE RAINBOW-FLAVORED HELL IS THAT??!?!
IT LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CORK SCREW!!!
Look out Justin, Stein is gonna insert his weapon into to you and totally twist open your--... Oh... that sounded wrong.. I'm sorry world, I'm sorry. .___. .. Holy crap, now it looks like a tonfa, oh well it's better than a suggestive corkscrew. And Justin got BETCH SLAPPED. YEAH! :D Ah, but poor Psycho-Justin, I would be pretty pissed off too if I got owned by a (n awesome) guy wearing a lab coat in the middle of the fucking desert... with a sexified corkscrew-morphing-WTF-Tonfa-stick........ thing.
Goddammit, Ohkubo, God DAMN IT! WHY?
You and your child molesting books, and your coked up Shinigami midget hybrids, and your unnecessary amount of ellipses, and your random plot twists, and your lack of Kid in so many chapters, you know what he should do? He should go and just put a random picture of Kid in a panel on a random page for no frikkin reason, that would probably make people less pissed and it would get the fangirls to stop making so much NoahxKid fanart to appease there loneliness due to the absence of his OCD goth cowboy Godliness, and also, you know who seriously needs a haircu-- WTF DID JUSTIN JUST SUCK HIMSELF INTO A PIECE OF EIBON-BOOK PAPER?! WTF???... Oh, wait, what was I just... ?-- O-.... Oh, and it burst into flames, wow.. what's next? Is he gonna pass by Kid in book-limbo (OMG BOOK-RAPE! D:) and then Justin's gonna pull a guitar out of his ass and they're gonna sing songs about symmetry and cheese and rainbows and how Noah finds inanimate objects to be sexually appealing and how they both enjoy doing erotic poses-(**Oh come on! don't tell me you didn't see it? Who else does this so blatantly?!... Oh that's right... that guy... But enough stripper-talk.**)- Where was I?!! OH YES!- with the excuse of it's a "fighting style" or a "worship.. stance... ?" Huh?! HUH??! Because this is some Charlie the Unicorn shit right here.........
OMFG JUSTIN N' KID SING-A-LONG TIME!
KID-KUN YOU LOOK SO DOWN WITH YOU'RE BIG SHARP EYES AND YOUR PISSED OFF FROWN, I KNOW WHAT'LL WASH YOUR SAD AWAAAAAAAAAAY~~~!!!
T_T
JUST PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EEEAAARRR!!
BUT IT WON'T BE SYMMETRICAL!
THEN GET ANOTHER F**KING BANANA INTO BOTH OF YOUR EARS!
OKAY! :D
IT'S TRUE!
IT HURTS!
STFU!!! D8<
OKAY! O_O;;
YEAH, SO TRUE~! ONCE THEY'RE IN SYMMETRY WILL BE BESTOWED ON YOU, SO PUT SOME F**KING SYMMETRICAL BANANAS IN YOUR MOTHER F**KING OCD EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~!!!!!11111 *Book-Explosion*
.............................. Oh..... and Shinigami-sama makes the Shinigami-Elite-Beat-Agents-- I mean Shinigami-Elite-Brat-Corps or... something. I spaced out with all the singing, sorry.
This isn't over Ohkubo, I'll see you next month you Kid-depriving mind rapist! D:
Oh and some backstory on Kid would be nice as well, please and thank you. :)
.... And No, I will not stop with the book-references people, I will not stop.
Thanks for reading this long, random whatever this is :D