I swear the kids in my class are retarded
Seriously, how do you DROWN in the SHOWER??
Oh, speaking of my retarded classmates some amusing shet happened in geometry today:
Dumb Kid A: mista! why does that window open like that?!
Teacher: oh, that's for if the handicapped kids get caught in a fire.. that's why there's a "holding area" sign on the door, for wheel chairs.
Dumb Kid B: yah so liek if there's a fire they like push them out the window(?)!
Dumb Kid A: naw nah, fo real though yeah cuz there's grass down there.
Teacher: ...
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFF
Teacher: ... No, when there's a fire the ladder will come up here, and since this part of the school on a corner and everything this is the only way to get the wheel chairs out on it.
Dumb Kid B: aw damn that must take mad long.
Teacher: not really, it'll most likely be like 1-3 minutes to get them set up.
Dumb Kid C: oh shit yah so if there's a fire we can just come up here then.
Teacher: No, YOU go OUTSIDE, THEY come UP HERE.
Dumb Kid A: omg you really feel more safer up here?
Dumb Kid C: yah i could just come up here and jump out the window it's faster!
Me: but we're on the fourth floor.
Dumb Kid C: naw but there's grass down there!
Teacher: /facepalm
rofl
Oh, speaking of my retarded classmates some amusing shet happened in geometry today:
Dumb Kid A: mista! why does that window open like that?!
Teacher: oh, that's for if the handicapped kids get caught in a fire.. that's why there's a "holding area" sign on the door, for wheel chairs.
Dumb Kid B: yah so liek if there's a fire they like push them out the window(?)!
Dumb Kid A: naw nah, fo real though yeah cuz there's grass down there.
Teacher: ...
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFF
Teacher: ... No, when there's a fire the ladder will come up here, and since this part of the school on a corner and everything this is the only way to get the wheel chairs out on it.
Dumb Kid B: aw damn that must take mad long.
Teacher: not really, it'll most likely be like 1-3 minutes to get them set up.
Dumb Kid C: oh shit yah so if there's a fire we can just come up here then.
Teacher: No, YOU go OUTSIDE, THEY come UP HERE.
Dumb Kid A: omg you really feel more safer up here?
Dumb Kid C: yah i could just come up here and jump out the window it's faster!
Me: but we're on the fourth floor.
Dumb Kid C: naw but there's grass down there!
Teacher: /facepalm
rofl