waiting for the mail...

[spongerika]

Yesterday I almost ran over a cat. Freaked the hell out of me. If I had run it over it wouldn't have been my fault, but I would have felt terrible for the rest of my life. And I'd probably be cursed as the cat was black. The cat was obviously in the wrong, running across a major street with cars speeding in both directions, but whenever someone

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[shoplifterr]

the mystery machine does not suck

a comment!

[spongerika]

sorry, i should have been clearer. the gas mileage is terrible, sucking me dry. personality wise, it's the bees knees.

[edthehorse]

I wasn't getting paid. If I was, that would have been awesome.

She's not coming anymore, so you don't have to worry about it anyway.

And Monika didn't go/isn't going(?) to her graduation ceremony because she:
a. doesn't feel like it's an accomplishment, seeing as she's going on to get a higher education
and
b. doesn't want Mommy and Daddy to be there cos then it will be for them and not for her or something like that.

I suppose one might say this is her selfish gene showing?

[spongerika]

Monika's going to goldenwest with me this summer. So much for going on to higher education. :p I hope she gets into a sweet law school. I'd love to sue someone.

[edthehorse]

Let's sue Dane Cook for killing us slowly with his uberly lame jokes. *cringes*

[spongerika]

dane cook does have some pretty shitty jokes, but i liked him in mr. brooks. i think we should sue stryker. for, you know.