Happy sixth day of Kwanzaa/New Years eve. Oh, the holiday season. The time of year where all of the family gets together..and dysfunction ensues. Last year we all got a lesson on the Maharishi and Boo Boo the bear. Which is why alcohol was limited this year. Also, I don't think cats are supposed to eat cat nip. Actually after watching my cat eat ( Read more... )

R.I.P. Tower Records. I'll be missin you.


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Am i the only one who gets excited when they find a typo or grammatical error in a book? Probably. But OH how it excites me! Anyways, this was not the point of this entry ( Read more... )

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this inspirational poster is at my school...


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Some people do not brush their teeth enough. Those people should not ask me for help. I'm paid to help you, but sometimes, honestly, all the money in the world isn't worth it. Throwing up in my mouth tastes gross. And sometimes, I think the smell seeps into my pores. Some people should also wax their excess hair. E.g. unibrows, sideburns, and lady ( Read more... )

If I hear/see another reference to Snakes On A Plane, I am going to lose it. [A la Vincent Libretti of Project Runway. My future will consist of being turned on by dresses made of trash and becoming extremely elated over a handmade doggie hat.]

Mothafuckin' snakes on a Mothafuckin' plane! Ahaha. Mothafuckin' Snakes on a Mothafuckin' plane! Oh, ( Read more... )

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Hello. Hmm..I don’t really know what to write. I went into a hospital the other day, and it smelled like bologna. And the lady with the headset was mean. The highlight of the past 18 years of her life was her cat’s pregnancy. And she talks about nonexistent friends with her coworkers to make herself feel better. [This is all speculation.] I hate ( Read more... )