( amuse me! )

so I can have a party this saturday night
because my family has decided to vacate for the entire nigfht
so COME !! I'll post more info on where I live etc. if I know people can COME!

"Welcome to the wondeful world of Paper, where we live & work in a neighborhood called "downtown". Downtown is located south of 14th street in New York City, and it was here, 20 years ago in a loft near canal street, that we cobbled together our beloved indie broadsheet for $4000. At the time rents were cheap & the streets were abit sketchy, but ( Read more... )

we're going homocidal out of teenage angst, but I swear other than that I'm pertty harmless ( Read more... )

My abnormally long stomach hair, whom some of you met, past away over these past few days,

feel free to say your last words to Bertha the Beauty...

( Rip Bertha Boon )

Yes! YEs! YES! I'm pumped people...my face is burnt from grease fryers, my feet throbbing from walking, my head sick of happy meals, my hands covered in salt...ohh boy I had some wild times today. You may think that is sarcasm, IT ISNT, a boy made happy ( Read more... )

I have chewed so much in gum in the past day it is really starting to hurt inside my brain as I continue to chomp away..I now look past the ooey gooey fruity taste and see only a brain hurter. Damn son, I have this intense hankering to try the filet-o-fish at Mcdonalds, anyone have input? Just a bite not the whole sandwich, that would hurt more ( Read more... )

I was quickly hussled into Barrie, barely had my seatbelt on and it seemed like we were there. Not to mentioned the disgruntled baby in the backseat. Salt in his eye, silly kid. What seemed to be another boring outing with an old friend was actually quite amusing and will bring a chuckle to my face when I look back. It started out looking for some ( Read more... )

I'm craving to die of laughter, let's go right now, please. For I have been liberated from my alcove, and I will now shriek on the peak of a hill, until I rouse ever dragon from its sack time...I have overlooked it all, and feel to superior. I can't believe I did not see this invitation right here. Endless hours, endless people, endless ( Read more... )