Namaste, motherfuckers.

[spookie_v]

 Computer was confiscated until I studied enough for my dad's approval.
What's with all this fatherliness all of a sudden?
"But.... but what about all the porn I need to watch?!" I asked.
BUT NOBODY CARED.
So I studied and continued to masturbate regularly, and now I have computer access again, but I'm pretty sure my math's already gone down the drain.

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[yellowdumpling]

LOL this post just killed me.

"But.... but what about all the porn I need to watch?!" I asked.
BUT NOBODY CARED.
It's okay. I care. butnotreally <3

[spookie_v]

Pffffffft thanks for laughing at my pain, man.
hehehe <3 ( :