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second ☁ {text}

May 24, 2010 11:56

Does anyone have a good recipe for hamsters?

he'd never filter this lmao, they see me creepin they hatin, /trolls toku forever, i love my coworkers, i refuse to playercest, lol emergency rations

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prodigal_axe May 24 2010, 20:40:02 UTC

... Hamsters.

spooktalk May 24 2010, 20:44:54 UTC

['sup new boss.]

I assure you I would only use the kitchen with your full permission.

prodigal_axe May 24 2010, 22:20:42 UTC

[Wondering about your taste in recipes, that's what.]

Where'd you even find hamsters around here?

spooktalk May 24 2010, 23:42:00 UTC

[Hey, they end up tasting pretty damn good. Just ignore that the desert used to be a raw fish.]

A... friend of mine from back home brought them over. He is a new arrival.

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be_wary_of May 24 2010, 21:20:54 UTC

"Hamsters"?

spooktalk May 24 2010, 23:44:05 UTC

Essentially rodents, but much smaller, and some would say cuter, but getting attached to one's food is never a good idea.

LMFAO I NEED TO REREAD THIS SERIES verily_ergo May 24 2010, 21:28:21 UTC

W-why on earth would you--?!

THIS WOULD PLEASE ME IMMENSELY spooktalk May 24 2010, 23:46:54 UTC

As much experience as I have, I've never made hamsters before.

verily_ergo May 25 2010, 03:20:08 UTC

There are other available ingredients in Discedo. Dare I ask what you have made?

spooktalk May 25 2010, 06:18:53 UTC

Coming up with new and creative dishes is a chef's duty. And I must say, I feel a bit insulted. Must I still answer the question?

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f_u_robots May 24 2010, 23:56:53 UTC

Hamsters?

Are you serious?

spooktalk May 25 2010, 00:11:29 UTC

[Maybe, maybe not. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.]

Quite serious, yes.

f_u_robots May 25 2010, 00:23:39 UTC

If there were even hamsters to be found, I don't think they'd serve as a suitable food source.

spooktalk May 25 2010, 01:53:56 UTC

Not for a large mass of people, nor are they a frequently reliable meal, but that is why they are emergency rations.

1/something watch me use all my icons orz_mypaycheck May 25 2010, 00:45:33 UTC

[Hamsters?]

2/okay only half of them orz_mypaycheck May 25 2010, 00:46:01 UTC

[Why would you wanna eat hamsters?]

3/this is your fault orz_mypaycheck May 25 2010, 00:48:24 UTC

[And whose hamsters are they anyway?]

4/ALLLLL YOUR FAULT orz_mypaycheck May 25 2010, 00:48:46 UTC

[Oh! I have hamsters.]

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